12-07-2005, 02:05 PM
got a new shipment of beer bongs in today...any takers?
and that whole masterbating thing....not here please-_-
and that whole masterbating thing....not here please-_-
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My Bar... a little hole in reality
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12-08-2005, 02:13 AM
hahaha-ill take two bb's-ill need them this weekend..!!
12-08-2005, 11:32 AM
Sorry Za. =S
No drugs or alcohol for moi please and thankies. ^-^; Hmm...I need something to help these urges. >_< O_O; LOLI-POPS!!! *Runs in search of lolis* <_<;; >_>;; 
12-08-2005, 12:06 PM
...
*grabs a stick and join's in poking the guy on the floor* sooooo is he dead ? *looks at cheeryqueen* ... *continues to poke and point outside*
12-09-2005, 02:16 AM
proceeds with throwing peanuts at the guy lying on the floor, eventually burying him in an ever growing pile of p-nut shells!
12-09-2005, 07:35 AM
*starts selling sticks in need of more profit from the drunkies*
they are loosing interest i think i may need a new dead guy... Hey Soul can ya help me in the back for a sec? *silent laugh* "mwhaha" money money money....
12-09-2005, 11:22 AM
*sees za and soul heading into the back*
wth *notices the sticks for sale sign* .... *follows both of them carrying a massive maul* $_$ *two loud bashes later* ima be rich! *throws za and soul some where around the bar and starts to rack in the money from za's idea 
12-09-2005, 05:43 PM
*Secretly poisons all the sticks
*orders a captain&coke *Gets a DUI
12-10-2005, 07:13 PM
=O
u dirty SOB *the bar becomes an ancient japanese arena complete with emporer that says "FINISH HIM" and "FATALITY" in a loud deep voice with no hint of a japanese accent* we end this right now bring it on! *praying mantis style* *FATALITY* *venom explodes into a million pieces and i tear a hole in space and he falls in* a few million years floating in an infinint(sp?) void may be good for ya *picks up the money...signs a few autographs and sells more sticks* thank you to all my fans!
12-11-2005, 08:00 AM
... its on now
*i come back* FLYING DRAGON STYLE *i jump on za's shoulders and tear his head off,takes the rest of his body and throws it into a flying dragon (flying neardy)* now where was that void of urs *finds the void space time thingy magig of infinate time and throws the head in* *BOOMING VOICE* BRUTALITY ... no just no find the anouncer and replaces him with a authentic japanese announcer there much better 
12-11-2005, 09:37 AM
*i pull the carpet from under venoms feet"
you fall flat on yr face giving yrself a fatal injury *mwhahahah* frogman sits down *orders a double whiskey on the rocks while still lauging at venom" ![[Image: Sig2Vectorcopy.png]](http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/Winman4000/Sig2Vectorcopy.png) Please vote for us, it takes you 5 seconds.
12-11-2005, 11:04 AM
*presses the bars self distruct activation button*
now u will all pay mwhahahah! *presses a button in the neck of a nerby statue and falls through the floor into the "Zab" cave* and awsay i go!!! *giant explosion consumes everyone and u all die....die die die!!!!
12-11-2005, 11:30 AM
(how the hell u acomplish that when ur a head floating in a tear of time space)
*activates bar selfdestruct device b4 the bar goes off* ha ha ha *jump down into the cave and notices the large neon sign* "welcome to the "ZAB CAVE"" omg ... OMFG *runs out of the cave in pure horror after reading the name ""zab" cave"
12-12-2005, 05:05 PM
WTH? How did this go so off topic?
*Orders a gin & tonic and a daquiri for the lady.
12-13-2005, 03:04 AM
why am i always a subject of beatings? Pulls out big sword and chops venom-take that Bach.....shakes his head at pyrocow---stop trying to be a player.....buys the lady a nice tall skrewdriver....there-that looks better
12-13-2005, 08:30 AM
when is it not off topic pyro
*my severed head* when was the last time u were being severly beaten? *starts to naw at souls ankle* oh just you wait , just you wait and see
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
*spikes every girls drink in the bar at the time
*date rapes each one because I can ya'll 
12-14-2005, 12:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-14-2005, 12:36 PM by PhaseShifter.)
*walks in cowboy style, spurs and everything
*goes up to the bar *in a high squecky voice asks where the bathroom is 
*pull's up in his black nissan skyline*
*walks into bar* * blond hair chick with exceptional breast following behind him* * ask the bartender * black & tan please and a screw drivers for my girl. by the way what's up with the dead guy on the floor and everyone pooking him with a stick? * pulls out his light saber and starts pooking the guy* * g/f slaps him on the back of the head* thats not nice dont pook the dead guy... Sorry hunny everyone else was doing it...
12-15-2005, 07:44 AM
*dances around the bar "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM HERE?!"
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