My Bar... a little hole in reality

[Za avatar]

damnit stop the jewish jokes asshole i happen to take offense to some of that shit...
jewish people use computers too!!!!
and its a manora u dumbass


(my little bro 15yrs old changed my birthdate to his on here how the ****???)

[Venom]

and i wasnt making fun of your ways i got alot of friend that are jewish jeez all i said was hiting you with a dradle and lighting the manora , I did not insult your religion or anything else thats jewish and if i offended you i am sorry

[Cheeryqueen]

*Doesn't trust the drink but thanks Venom for being kind.*
*Gives Za a BIG GAY HUG!! =D*
There's love in the air! n_n; <3 <3 <3
*Goes around hugging everyone and giving them a slight kiss on the cheek if they're sober enough.*

[Za avatar]

what i'm not sober enough?
dude think about it hardly anyone says anything about a jewish holiday without meaning to make fun of it so the holidays make me a little religion jumpy protective sorta...sorry...
*gives venom a free beer*
*and whatever else he wants cause I always wanted a dradle but never got one thanks dude*

[Cheeryqueen]

>_>
*Gives Za a kiss.*
Happy?
*Blinds people with the flash from her new digi cam.* ^__^;
Wee, there's nothing like taking pics of drunken peoples.

[Za avatar]

as long as u dont scare them off it's ok....
and yes i am happy now

[pyrocrow]

Well, 5 days later, I'm not totally sober, but I finally understand what you guys said. I'll take a coke.





And miss, put a little captain in it. har har har.

[Cheeryqueen]

It's 2:43a.m., I am totally nakid, my stomach hurts from too much m*sturb*tion, and I'm teaching my friend online about how to pleasure is girlfriend.
Life is good. <3

*Gets Pyro his drink and lays on the floor nakid, holding a foot long metal poll to use for swotting away drunk guys and...other things.*

[Za avatar]

look at the pretty birdie

[pyrocrow]

*drops his drink, walks over, and stares at cherry.

*then after seeing she's just laying there, goes back to his "friend" and buys her a full bottle of everclear.

[FrogMan]

*FM looks at this debauchery... and starts to kick people out the bar*

wonder how far i will get?

[Cheeryqueen]

*Pokes FG harshly with her stick.* >_>; Stop it!! I've scared enough people away..I don't need your help.

[Venom]

*hits FG with a kendo stick*
well he is right
*kicks FG out for kicking others out then kicks self out*

[Za avatar]

uhh no everclear here...
dangerouse got a law suit for it

[pyrocrow]

That's alright, I brought a reserve bottle just in case.

[Za avatar]

you have to be 200 feet from the building
(pulls out a 200ft stick and pokes pyro really hard)
DEADLY REMOVE HIM FROM THE BUILDING!!!
(poke, poke, poke,...)

[Venom]

*sees deadly poking the rotting corpse ... still*
deadly go do your bouncer job!
*takes some gas and covers the corpse with it*
FIRE IN THE BAR!!!
*lights the corpse*
ha ha ha try and get that smell out muhahahahahhah
*runs away*

[Soul Collector]

joins cheery on the floor(pulls out his stick*_-, twirls it around--wheeeee)

[Deadlyy-Guy]

*me puts the boot to everyone causing trouble*

there we go simple as that.

[Cheeryqueen]

...*Stares at Soul then watches what's going on too lazy to get up.*..
Eh...okie...fine.
*Bites Deadly.* Rawr! STOP!! -.-;
*Drags everyone back into the bar except Pyro. Sets out the fire, throughs the dead guy out and slaps Venom.* That's dangerous!!
Okie..now everyone..DON'T MAKE ME GET BACK UP!!
*Lays on the floor playing with her pole.*