An Ode to Oral Sex

[LittleWolf]

P e n i s breath, a lover’s dread.
Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasent as it tends to be.
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee.
It’s times like this you wonder why.
You bother reaching for his fly.
But it’s too late, can’t be a tease.
Accept the facts, get on your knees.
You know you’ve got a job to do.
So open up and shove it through.
Lick the tip then take it all.
Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl.
Slide up and down, use your tonge.
And feel the p r e c u m start to run.
So when the f u c k’s he gonna c u m?
Just when you can’t take anymore.
Your hear your lover’s mighty roar.
And when he hits that real high note.
You feel it oozing down your throat.
Salty, fishy, sticky, nasty stuff.
Okay already, that’s enough.
Let’s switch you say, before you gag.
And what’s your revenge? you're on your rag.

[toiletsupernova]

Wow... uh, thats like, totally sick. But it reminds me of being 16?

[chicken24]

lmfao kinda weird but awesome rofl

[Silent_killers]

Hehehe good one.

[DaCougarMech]

uh...ok...
that's like...
im speech less

[Bloodangel26]

...disgusting description of something that feels so wonderful

[Siris]

lol haha thats pretty good....in a sick twisted sorta way

[DaCougarMech]

we should rename it jizzsector

[Fuggle]

Wow... I'm sure this will get closed.

[LittleWolf]

It will be closed? I hope i'm not breaking any rules here..... <_< It was just something funny I found on the net.

[Siris]

you found this huh...what were u 'looking' for to find it...lol

[LittleWolf]

lol very funny, Siris.... It's not what you think.

I originally recieved it as an e-mail forward ages ago, then googled the title... Just thought I'd share it with blizzsector. Maybe get a few laughs.

[DaCougarMech]

yes. it's pretty funny. especially at the end
just that it's not something we usually see on here and it's kinda pushing the envelope

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cool beans. so many responses in so little time and so many people currently viewing the thread

[Silver Ice]

bahaha

funny shit

[LittleWolf]

yes. it's pretty funny. especially at the end
just that it's not something we usually see on here and it's kinda pushing the envelope

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cool beans. so many responses in so little time and so many people currently viewing the thread

And so many of them Mods! Oh nos!! >_< i'm in trouble!

[Siris]

LOL thats because the name of the thread is an attention getter..

dude ur busted ~_^

[LittleWolf]

But the name of the thread is the title of the poem! What else would I name the thread?

Don't say that, Siris! ^_^;

[Fuggle]

The most you could get for this is a warning, and then they would edit your post to remove it I would assume.

[chicken24]

no i think its fine... i dont notice anything breaking the rules

[LittleWolf]

Yeah I don't either.... I read all the possible warning rules.... I didn't do anything against them. =\