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**** Slipknot. **** Corey Taylor. **** Slipknot fans.
#1
**** them, dude. I don't think I've ever seen a bunch of people be more ****ing retarded than when assholes like these people congregate.

As some of you may know (it's not that hard to figure out) I'm from Iowa. And here in Iowa, Slipknot originated. So people, who think they know metal, seem to think that they owe themselves to Slipknot for putting Iowa on the metal map. Let me tell you guys something. No.

So Corey Taylor is friends with a few local bands that are signed to shitty Iowa labels. Right? Right. And so tonight there was a show at the House of Bricks, which is a bar that a lot of good bands, including my brother's, play at. Anyway, so Corey and this guy named Josh from On a Pale Horse (Google them, they're pretty good) decided they wanted a do a tribute to Tenacious D.

WHERE THE **** DO SLIPKNOT FANS GET OFF COMING TO A ****ING TRIBUTE SHOW TO TENACIOUS D? Half, if not all, of the ****ing people came there just to suck Corey ****ing Taylor's **** off. **** those people, dude. Corey Taylor is one of the most arrogant, ****y sons a bitches I've ever seen. Ever. The fans are worse. Whenever Corey makes "a funny" EVERY ****ING ONE had to laugh. And not because it was funny. Because they were sucking his ****.

**** mindless drones, **** Slipknot, and **** Corey Taylor.

Any Slipknot fans here? If so, suck my balls, faggots.
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#2
*cough hurly* *cough* Slipknot sucks. Enough Said.
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#3
Hey now, Hurly is cool.
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#4
hmmm can we spell anger management?
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#5
Slipknot does indeed suck.

From the looks of things, Tool hates Slipknot to the same intensity as I hate ICP.
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#6
I hate ICP quite a bit.
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#7
let me guess Tool is your favorite band?
well that would be why you don't like Slipknot
Tool sucks

if your a heavy metal fan as i am then slipknot is pretty good although no where near the greatest but still pretty good
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#8
Quote: Any Slipknot fans here? If so, suck my balls, faggots.
nty


**** ya'll Big Grin

nah kidding


I'm not a ass-licker.... I'm a SLIPKNOT fan....

not SideProject fan =/


Btw, look at this:

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#9
... What the ****? What makes you think this was aimed at you? Whatever.

Acid, you're a ****ing dumbass. Go listen to some real ****ing metal, not that ***** poser Mallcore shit like Slipknot. Your statement against Tool obviously shows how little you know about music complication and what not.

Don't even TRY to bring up the fact that Joey Jordinson is a good drummer. Danny Carrey (OF ****ING TOOL) would demolish him.

[Edit] You're 33 and you like Slipknot? Dude, seriously, what the ****? People of your age should have a greater knowing of what is good and what is bad than someone my age. Jesus.
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#10
Slipknot is alright, not one of my Top Favorites, Tool is a good band, better than Slipknot, I'm not a Die-Heart Metal Fan, I like Rock and Metal pretty much equally.

So pretty much, Slipknots Semi-Alright, but still, I wouldnt want them playing in my Town.
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#11
metal sucks

nuff said
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#12
Give a basis for that reasoning, jackass.
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#13
quite the self-demeaning music, ill hand that too ya
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#14
****effv*****fefa********grg**************r***********brb******** See that? Thats how your post looks to me Tool . = D So much damn profanity I can barely make out half the sentence without having to actually spend a second to think. Anyway, I think Slipknot is great in my opinion [keyword 'in my opinion']. Corey Taylor has what I call the ability to 'screech', the band plays well, they have onstage enthusiasm and move the crowd.

But reading your post, Tool, you seem to hate them, and I'm cool with it. Although I;ve never listened to Tool before [friend offered me the cd, i denied] I cant truly give an opinion on who I would like best, so my opinion is biased! But whatever, Go Slipknot.
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#15
It's not about who's better, Slipknot or Tool, it's the fact that the majority (if not all) fans of Slipknot are mindless drones who, given the chance, would suck Corey Taylor's **** off as soon as he whipped that ****er out. Corey Taylor is good, too bad he's the biggest douche bag in all of Iowa. Believe me, I live here. =D And **** you you ****ing ****, if you ****ing can't read my ****ing shit then **** you.
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#16
damn you guys need to calm down...everybody knows Children Of Bodom are the best band out there...
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#17
See, now why can't you guys be more like him?
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#18
I happen to be a Tool and Slipknot fan...of course Tool is millions of times better than Slipknot.
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#19
And would you suck Corey Taylor's **** off given the chance to be within 10 feet of him? If so, move to Iowa.
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#20
I follow Maynard...he is the only one for me.
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