Girl Problems?

[pyrocrow]

this thread is pathetic. You really are the Maury of DIIS, instead of going out and getting some ***** for yourself, you'd rather sit and listen to the few people who are to afraid to talk to girls.

and I agree with tehsandman before he changed his mind. I doubt about that 80% thing.

[FraterPerdurabo]

I'm afraid to talk to girls... confused:blank:

[SpoonMan999]

Wow, the guy tries to offer a helping hand and is rediculed? Shows how appreciative you guys are...and I'm being serious. While I probably wouldn't have chosen Silent as my first choice for a counselor with relationship problems this is a good way for people to vent. You can come in here and voice your problems to people who don't know you freely without fear of it affecting you in real life, and possibly getting some advice on the situation. Even if not from Silent anyone can pop in and give advice here.

Just because it's Silent it doesn't mean you automatically have to think it's rediculous and jump down his throat...give the guy a chance. None of you have to go posting about your private life in here if you don't want to but allow those few that would like to use the anonymity of the internet to their advantage to try and solve some of their issues. I would go first to voice a concern if I wasn't past my big problem with my current relationship.

Though I do have a question, will this thread include sexual problems or would that be considered a bit too much information?

[Danyo]

Well just for fun I gona ask for some advice, so people feel that their not the first one . Okey, this happend for a few years ago, I did like a girl, and I had liked her in like hmm... well a very long time, and one day I and some friends talked about what girls we liked and such... and a few days later, the girl I did like just came up to me and looked into my eyes and asked who I did like, and I took the litle courage I had and told her I liked her, and then she did just walk away and we did never speak again. :/ what the **** was that?

[SpoonMan999]

If this happened a few years ago then you're a bit SOL (Shit outta luck) on that one man. The best way to deal with that when you tell a girl when she approaches you like that is to say it as a joke and just judge her reaction based on that. If she laughs and plays along then chances are you have a good shot...if she freaks out like that she's probably just shocked and you can just say it was a joke and salvage your friendship from it.

[Bloodangel26]

yet more proof that most of the people on this forum are ****heads...silent is just offering to help guys out on a serious problem that many guys have trouble with and half the forum comes and throws their crappy 2 cents in about how much better than everyone they are. none of you are gods gift to anything so please stop acting that way.

silent, i for one applaud what you are trying to do here and if i had the ability i would give you a rep point. if it wasnt for someone like you(probably a lot more skilled than you though, no offense) i'd still be having major girl(or lack there of) problems too.

for what its worth if anyone does actually have the balls to post their problems in this thread i will also try to give what advice i can.

[SpoonMan999]

You're a vet so you should be able to give rep...I just gave him some. Seriously, people should try giving the poor guy a chance rather than jumping on him whenever he does something. This thread could end up being a good thread...

Oh and Silent, Hooker with a ***** is not a Juggalo it's a Tool song. Please do not disgrace the words of MJK like that.

[Bloodangel26]

i thought i remembered reading in an announcement that vets power to rep got taken away because some douches were doing a "come for rep" thread or something...

anyways, i have an edit to my last post, not all of you are ****heads...some of you are just such sheep that you follow along with what you think all the "cool" people think because you want them to like you or something.

and spoon to your earlier question, if you have the balls to ask a sexual question on here, i'll try to answer it if i can...and i promise i wont make fun of you, i cant guarantee i wont chuckle a little to myself though

danyo, next time something like that happens, say something like this: "you of course. now if we hurry, we can still get married. i hear vegas is open late..." make sure you say it in a comical way or you will probably get laughed at, but not in the way you want

[Nuk3r]

Okay, I know theirs like rock-wannabes who listen to blink 182 or stuff like that, but Oprah or Dr.Phil wannabes? What the hell is next, people trying to act like Jerry Springer?

[xDBD]

Hey, I have a question:

I have sexual interest in a dog. I have a guy, who we'll dub the Beastmaster, offering me professional beastiality lessons on how to please her without hurting her. Is this morally objectable Silent?

Oh, please don't warn me and please don't look at this post like it's not serious or it's full of sarcasm, because it's not. This is a serious thread made by a guy who's not only totally liked, but awesome at giving advice of all kinds, ESPECIALLY emotional and sexual advice.

Everyone, please, I beg you, feel free to open up to this wonderful individual.

Yep. That's how serious this thread is.

[Bloodangel26]

Okay, I know theirs like rock-wannabes who listen to blink 182 or stuff like that, but Oprah or Dr.Phil wannabes? What the hell is next, people trying to act like Jerry Springer?

prime example of the ''sheep comments'' i was talking about

[SpoonMan999]

I know what's next, people with useless comments.

Blood a good approach but you have to make sure you wait a second before making the joke...you want to catch her reaction and if she reacts negatively THEN you make the joke to salvage it. Of course if she takes too long to say anything then cut in with a joke before it's too late.

[Nuk3r]

I am the walking example.

[SpoonMan999]

Hey, I have a question:

I have sexual interest in a dog. I have a guy, who we'll dub the Beastmaster, offering me professional beastiality lessons on how to please her without hurting her. Is this morally objectable Silent?

Oh, please don't warn me and please don't look at this post like it's not serious or it's full of sarcasm, because it's not. This is a serious thread made by a guy who's not only totally liked, but awesome at giving advice of all kinds, ESPECIALLY emotional and sexual advice.

Everyone, please, I beg you, feel free to open up to this wonderful individual.

Yep. That's how serious this thread is.

And to think I always found myself wondering why I don't post here as much anymore...

Nobody said you had to ask him for help...I saw this thread as an oppertunity to get input from everybody. You don't just have to ask Silent for help it's more asking the forum itself for a little advice. Yeah Silent doesn't have the best reputation on the forum but most of you aren't exactly the ****ing Pope now are you?

[xDBD]

I'm not the pope and I don't claim to be. Hell, I don't WANT to be.

What gives you the right to tell me my post wasn't a legitimate question?
How do you know SW's intentions are pure? What if his goals are as black as the sarcasm in my first post?

[SpoonMan999]

What could he possibly gain in this thread? Nothing, so what point is there to question his motives? I don't get why people on this forum have to argue with or mock someone every five seconds. I've done my fair share of flaming but hardly ever when it isn't deserved, SW did nothing bad so far here and everyone is already against him.

[Danyo]

lol this culd end up in a war...intressting....lol, come an guys put down the botds and relax, and stop posting crap and stupid sarcastic shit, is it so hard? Its not even worth the time reading 80% of this thread. Thx for the advices thought, those few who tried. Come an cant you guyes tell us alitle about how u ended up in a big mess with a girl? maby we culd all lern from eachothers mistakes, even if the problems already been solved.

[Bloodangel26]

this is pointless....if you dont have a question about girls, dont post in this thread(xdbd). and if you are really playing the card that your question about screwing your dog being possibly legit, you belong in prison or a mental institute

yw danyo, hope that helps a little..i've never been in that specific situation before, but i've been in similar and i know how frustrating girls can be

[[Ghost]]

Your back? A hooker with a ***** is a Jiggalo

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb shit.

I don't see anything wrong about asking about girl trouble in a Blizzard forum. Just be ready to get one guy calling you a dumbass for having the problem and the rest actualy helping you.

[Tool]

Your back? A hooker with a ***** is a Jiggalo if you wanted to shorten that up man.lol. Interested in anyone man?...or are you just here to throw your 2-cents in. The Love doctor is here!!!

First of all, when was I ever gone?

Second of all, Hooker with a Pen!s is a Tool song.

Third of all, I have a girlfriend and the only problem I have with her is she likes emo music. But I can change that.

Fourth of all, my two cents are that you're a douche bag. Anyone that asks for advice here is a douche bag.

I'm with DBD on this one.