Girl Problems?

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

My weenis is too small. Help me please.

[zerochris1985]

get htem enlargments lol

[Dan]

ok i'll ask a question, theres this chick at school, we are both 16, we get along fine..... we like alot of the same things, we both hunt, etc..... i just dont know wtf to say. go ahead and flame, i can take it

[Tool]

Does she have a mullet and wear cut off plad shirts? Because those are both hints of being a dyke. And ***** don't like men. So that may be why you're not ****ing her.

[Dan]

...well i did say go ahead and flame, but you might as well throw in useful comments

btw she is straight

[Bloodangel26]

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb shit.

I don't see anything wrong about asking about girl trouble in a Blizzard forum. Just be ready to get one guy calling you a dumbass for having the problem and the rest actualy helping you.

its actually more like 2-3 people trying to help and the rest calling you a dumbass....

[Dan]

well what do u expect in a video game morpg forum? well i'll check this in mornin my batteries are almost dead

[Bloodangel26]

Fourth of all, my two cents are that you're a douche bag. Anyone that asks for advice here is a douche bag.

I'm with DBD on this one.

you and the rest of the jerks on here are the reason that is true....only a douchebag would want to come on here and get ridiculed all day...the way you people are acting in this forum is making me ashamed to be a memeber here...seriously, go grow up, and dont post here unless you actually have a problem or a solution to a problem

Additional Comment:
dustoid, talk about things you both like then, make jokes about celebrity drama, theres tons of things you can say to a girl. try this until you get the hang of it. when you know you are going to have a chance to talk to her, sit and brainstorm a bunch of interesting things to talk about beforehand. write them down if you have to. dont forget to try to come up with a few jokes

[Tool]

Here's my problem. I'm so superior to everyone in my school that I don't like anyone. They all think I like them and they all like me but in reality I can't stand most of them. Should I bring a gun to school?

[Fuji]

Jeez. I mean honestly it's not hard to find a girl. I broke up with my girlfriend 2 weeks ago since then I already hooked up with 7 and had sex with 3 different girls. This thread is pathetic.

[Danyo]

LOL this thread isnt pathetic, you r Fuji, u seem to pick up whatever trash u can find and **** em. And if this thread is so pathetic, why are you here in the first place? Go pay some hockers like u usualy seem to do and leave this forum alone, ur comment isnt worth the disc space on the server.
Those who are here is here eather cuz they need help or want to help people, you who just have to make stupid and rediculus coments about it, take ur gaming mouses and put it in ur asses and go **** urself!!!!

[pyrocrow]

Here's my problem. I'm so superior to everyone in my school that I don't like anyone. They all think I like them and they all like me but in reality I can't stand most of them. Should I bring a gun to school?

You live in Iowa, so of course you are superior to them. I can't say I support bringing a gun to school for obvious legal reasons should you actually bring one, but assume this as a hint.

Jeez. I mean honestly it's not hard to find a girl. I broke up with my girlfriend 2 weeks ago since then I already hooked up with 7 and had sex with 3 different girls. This thread is pathetic.

thank you. ...god you're a pimp.

LOL this thread isnt pathetic, you r Fuji, u seem to pick up whatever trash u can find and **** em. And if this thread is so pathetic, why are you here in the first place? Go pay some hockers like u usualy seem to do and leave this forum alone, ur comment isnt worth the disc space on the server.
Those who are here is here eather cuz they need help or want to help people, you who just have to make stupid and rediculus coments about it, take ur gaming mouses and put it in ur asses and go **** urself!!!!

how dare you say this to THE fuji? and for the record idiot, alcohol lowers female inhibitions. Also, use some grammer son. It's not hard.

[Burner03]

I have went out with the same girl since I first dated, we love eachother and arnt like most people, We dont ask eachother for gifts or anything, and we dont get eachother anything big on holidays, This shows that we can live together if we wanted, we both agreed to no sex () until we are out of college, which is reasonable because a baby ruins womens life and I can see where shes coming from, personally when i have children I want to beable to provide everything they could possibly want through thier whole life without spoiling them.



Advice - If you want a girlfriend make sure she doesnt want to f*** you, if you want a girlfriend for sex, you shouldnt bother getting one. Im sorry to say but sex is what causes most relationships to break up, and if not then shes probably f*cking some other guy.

In other words - Dont date for sex, date the other person if you care about them. This is what girls what and you need to go out of your way to show it to her. Not by gifts, but by always being there for her.

[Tool]

LOL this thread isnt pathetic, you r Fuji, u seem to pick up whatever trash u can find and **** em. And if this thread is so pathetic, why are you here in the first place? Go pay some hockers like u usualy seem to do and leave this forum alone, ur comment isnt worth the disc space on the server.
Those who are here is here eather cuz they need help or want to help people, you who just have to make stupid and rediculus coments about it, take ur gaming mouses and put it in ur asses and go **** urself!!!!

I don't particularly like Fuji, he's kind of... I don't know, not my people, but you my friend are what I hate most. You lack intelligence and if you even consider actually asking a serious question for help, you my friend, are a ****ing dipshit. More so than you already seem. You randomly spell words out and then go back to not spelling, you overuse exclamation marks, and your comment is worth no more than his on the server's disk space.

[[/sarcasm]]

Your back? A hooker with a ***** is a Jiggalo if you wanted to shorten that up man.

You apparently don't listen to Tool.

Also, no problems here, but making this thread was pretty egotistical.

[SilentWarrior]

Maybe you just need a little self-asteam dude, no ego problems here. Also, OMG people! I must of wrote the wrong title for the thread. It must of said something like FLAME WARZ 2006!!! BOOYA!

Burner: Your in a bad spot my friend. Waiting to have sex after College, O_O. That sucks but if your that love struck . If sex isen't wanted because of a baby you need to come up with something to say because that's lame there is plenty of birth conrol methods out there. She is probably a virgin and if she is she will remain one untill you do something about it. She dosen't know what she's missing yet so trying to get her to hang out with older women or maybe girls that have been with a guy. That way she will get ideas in her head >. An incredible night could put you two in the sack together so a nicley planned date would be the key to "IT" I don't know your situation with money, transportation, and a room but... You need all of those, lol. You want to go somewhere really nice and romantic. Again. I don't know wear you live, finding a place thats nice might be hard. Go with night time, when there is a fullmoon. I don't know if you drink if so bring a bottle of something nice, no beer or liquir. Wine, something sweet tasteing for her. A nicely planned picnic at night under a fullmoon with some sweet wine and delicious food. You can do whatever you want but something romantic, think about the girl and what she likes if you don't like it too bad ur prize comes at the end of the night, maybe. Talk about serious things(Life, Love, The future, how you feel, ect.)compliments occasionaly with uniqe things about her. Keep close to her and give her the softest greatest kiss your lips can aaaa.... preform, lol. Maybe get a little handwork going on the key areas like neck, uper leg, spine, ect. Then take her back to the room were rose petels lay all over the bed with bary playing something smoothe. Proceed to make LOVE! If all goes well... Sex doesen't ruin anything, If your not having sex you haven't really been as close as you can get with each other and life is way better when you have nothing to hide with a girl and it's all out there. You guys still don't know things about each other that you won't know untill you take your relationshop to the next level. Also this is all my opinion and...you can come up with your own romantic date and plans I was just giving an example.

Dustioid4: Your only 16... Any relationship you have now is pretty much just practice, the feelings will be the same but in reality you won't find your girl at 16. You talk to her now right? You guys are doing things right? So your doing pretty well and really all you need now is the right things to say. Let her know that you like her right of the bat act like your not nervous about anything and your being dead serious. Tell her you've been thinking about her for a while and ask her out on a date or ask her to go camping with you not hunting thought i don't really think that's a good love spawning area.lol. Hit me back with some more info!

[Fuggle]

You missed the whole point Burner was talking about, he was saying he liked his relationship, he's intentionally not having sex so that she doesn't accidentally get pregnant and **** all their plans up.
On the other note I love how Danyo tries to act smart by capitalizing some words and adding periods, but mispells like every word he could possibly find.
Bloodangel, I hate how you just take what the last person said who says something intelligent and rewrite it in your own grammarless way then try to act like you are the profound and mighty heroic member of the lot. You've done this plenty of times, first here with spoon, then with me in the hot women thread, TYPE YOUR OWN SHIT NOT THE LAST POST SAID.
Alrighty now, I'm done ranting.

[Bloodangel26]

Bloodangel, I hate how you just take what the last person said who says something intelligent and rewrite it in your own grammarless way then try to act like you are the profound and mighty heroic member of the lot. You've done this plenty of times, first here with spoon, then with me in the hot women thread, TYPE YOUR OWN SHIT NOT THE LAST POST SAID.
Alrighty now, I'm done ranting.

umm...i think you are confusing me with fleaflicker, all my posts are original, thanks...and if i happen to say something similar, its because i am agreeing with them, you dumbass. and there is nothing wrong with my grammar other than the fact that i dont bother to capitalize and i occasionally dont bother with an '. normally i have no problems with you, but try to set a better example as a mod and not uneccessarily flame me in a non-flame thread

EDIT: i actually read through that 'hot women' thread now, i didnt before i posted, and you are correct fuggle, i did post almost the same thing as you. so i am ever so sorry for annoying your worshipful super modness and hope you can find it in your infinite mod-wisdom to forgive me...

translation: yes you were right. i guess i "screwed up", but your comments were still out of line

[Tap]

I have a question about 8 years ago i met a girl during this whole 8 year duration you would be hard pressed to find a day when we werent at one anothers houses........ Her family loves me.....My family tolerated her August 2005 she was killed in a car wreck so ya basically my question is How much Xanex is enough?

[Aemaeth]

Everyone shut the **** up arguing.
I don't care who it is or why, next time i see an arguement its warn time.