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[DaCougarMech]

told to my class by my calculus teacher

there once was a negative 2. it then said, "somebody added 3 to me and now im 1."
someone said, "are you sure?"
it said, "yes. im positive"

[eric89]

please never again. haha

[[/sarcasm]]

Wow. That isn't a very good joke, man.

[FraterPerdurabo]

Teachers' humour = dry.

[Siris]

well i got something better my calc teach was talking and fumbled on what he was saying so we started laughing at him....then he started laugh sheepishly and sid guys sometimes im all wet

at this point u can imagine the laughter i guess saying ur wet is an old teach saying lol

[Bloodangel26]

thats not really funny either..sorry..

[Siris]

its one of those u have to be there

and i have never seen u have sence of humor anyways

[Dan]

math may be fun, but the jokes suck

[FrogMan]

That was very very stupid but slightly humorous

[hellsing293]

lol don't tell me your class actually laughed at that. what's your teach smoking?

[Bloodangel26]

its one of those u have to be there

and i have never seen u have sence of humor anyways

it probably is one of those you had to be there....but i have a great sense of humor, my friends will tell you i am one of the funniest people they know.

[DaCougarMech]

lol don't tell me your class actually laughed at that. what's your teach smoking?

yes. our class laughed at that. we're used to his eccentricity. and he's not a smoker, he's a genius, though. not in the usual sense of being the class brain. i mean this guy's mind is so much more complex than ours, as in our brains versus monkeys. he has the ability to teach almost any class at our school and he makes post college level calculus as easy as algebra

[commandwolf]

we had a spanish substitute that tripped over a bump in our carpet. smashed her head against a desk. all the students laughed. she cried and left the room.

the end (true story ask any1)

[pyrocrow]

that humor sucks. My math teacher is the best, he actually went searching through neighboring classes and found me a date for valentines day. lol, no joke.

[Siris]

that humor sucks. My math teacher is the best, he actually went searching through neighboring classes and found me a date for valentines day. lol, no joke.

.... no comment

[DaCougarMech]

we had a spanish substitute that tripped over a bump in our carpet. smashed her head against a desk. all the students laughed. she cried and left the room.

the end (true story ask any1)

that's messed up

[pyrocrow]

.... no comment

obviously you didn't understand he wasn't serious.

[Siris]

what did u say to this? pyro

[Z3R0]

That was very very stupid but slightly humorous

Please, don't encourage him.

Additional Comment:
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!"

She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards."