Worst Movie That You Have Ever Seen

[FraterPerdurabo]

Watched 2 with a buddy, Stealth and Kung Fu Hustle. I am losing hope in movies. I watched 5 minutes of Stealth, paused it, narrated the rest of the movie to my friend, and it pretty much went along the described lane.

[Fuggle]

Idk, I liked Kung Fu Hustle. I like the movies that make fun of classic Kung Fu things.

[FraterPerdurabo]

Idk, I liked Kung Fu Hustle. I like the movies that make fun of classic Kung Fu things.

It was so goddamn boring. It was pure torture watching it until the end, the fights were so dumb as well. A guy make a slow-mo flying kick that last about 5 seconds, then the other guy who gets hit, flies back through a few walls, for like another 10 seconds. Utter bullshit. I don't watch movies for fights (I don't really watch movies at all), but Kung Fu Hustle sucked in every single respect.

[SpoonMan999]

The fights were supposed to be rediculous...

[Z3R0]

Here is a movie I was forced to watch with my nephew because if I went to leave, he would scream his head off: Nannie McFhee or something.

[FraterPerdurabo]

The fights were supposed to be rediculous...

Yes, I did gather that, but if you watch them for one and a half hours, it is a little too much.

[Z3R0]

I liked the part where they are in that guys livingroom and his mom is coming down the stairs saying she needs him and he goes, "Mom, we are on high alert, I almost killed you right there, you have no idea." And his mom says never mind and goes back upstairs. Thought that was funny, pretty much the only thing.

[Fuggle]

What movie are you talking about?

[Z3R0]

Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Practicly the only funny part.

[Venom]

kung fu hustle was good but not that good the fighing was nice and well you need a "foren" type of humor to laugh at something in my opinion

[randyj51]

Openwater, no questions asked.

[Z3R0]

kung fu hustle was good but not that good the fighing was nice and well you need a "foren" type of humor to laugh at something in my opinion

Acctually watched that today, that one dude was always like "I am the One" and the landlady just slapped him down the street.

[Venom]

stealth was a blatent ri fo macross plus it has the exact story line as macross with some differences but the plot is just the same... god it was a stupid movie

[Z3R0]

Shoalin Soccer, some good parts, but overly pointless.

[Arc]

see no evil.....absolutely pointless

[jedimaster86]

Shoalin Soccer, some good parts, but overly pointless.

Heh, this thread doesn't seem to like Steven Chow movies much, first with Kung Pow Hustle and now with Shaolin Soccer; I guess there were just parts in Shaolin that kinda bored me (such as some of the scenes involving Mui), but I highly enjoyed and and all of the actual soccer scenes.

[nujabes]

shaolin soccer is one of my favorite movies. i laughed soo hard the first time i saw it. i like all stephen chow movies. theyre kung fu comedy.

i didnt like Serenity. i dont hate it but it was incredibly confusing. i left the theaters asking my friends "what was that about?"

[DaCougarMech]

stephen chow is hilarious. i dunno if you guys watch a lot of hong kong films but martial arts and fighting usually play a central role in most of them. anyway, it's a lot funnier if you understand the original audio instead of reading translated subtitles
i think kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer are some of the best foreign comedies that i have ever seen. they make fun of the kung fu genre a lot and i find it funny because i grew up watching those kind of movies

anyway, the movie i hate the most has to be this romantic comedy we watched in my film class called "sliding doors". ok. the whole movie followed two identical looking women who are having trouble with their husbands. at the end it climaxes to where one woman gets hit by a bus while the other one falls down some stairs. they end up at the hospital and one dies. the surviving woman tells her husband to get out of her life then packs up to leave the hospital. she then meets the husband of the dead woman in the elevator and then the movie ends. it was really confusing because gwyneth paltrow played both women and they would often cut back between the two female characters while they were both going through similar scenes and everyone is left thinking "wtf? which one is she again?"

if that sounded confusing, dont worry. it was and i hated it a lot

[SpoonMan999]

i didnt like Serenity. i dont hate it but it was incredibly confusing. i left the theaters asking my friends "what was that about?"

Serenity was a great movie...I loved it and Firefly. Joss Whedon is a damned genious.

[Z3R0]

If I watch a martial arts movie, I want it to be hardcore, like Jet Li movies. Unleashed was an awsome movie.