Blood's ZOMGZ FRE HRZ!!!!!!!11!1 Contest

[Bloodangel26]

FIRST OFF THIS IS FOR EAST SCL ONLY!!! I DO NOT PLAY WEST OR NON LADDER IF I GET ONE MORE PM ASKING FOR STUFF ON WEST NONLADDER I AM GOING TO FLIP OUT. actually, no PMs asking for free at all please. if you want frees, look in my free threads. all PMs asking for free will be ignored and i will put you on my ignore list.

now that thats out of the way, on to the contest. the person or persons who write me the best story about why they need frees will be getting free high runes. i have not decided how many people i will be giving to, probably will depend on how many entries i receive. and i have not decided how many runes each will get. maybe something like 3 for 1st place, 2 for 2nd, 1 for third.

on to the guidelines for your story. your story must convince me that you need high runes and have your favorite UFC fighter involved somehow. if you dont know what the UFC is, either go find out or dont post. get as creative as you want, make things up. i want to see creativity, imagination, but most of all, i want you to SUFFER.

make sure your story is written by you and not the same as other people's entries. if someone posts a story that is similar to one already posted, they will be disqualified from the competition and i will request that a mod warn them for spamming/stealing.

ALL SPAM WILL BE REPORTED TO A MOD.

[owner16]

who doesnt want a hi rune? cuz hughes will pwnt u in teh face? i win

[Exorcise]

A UFC fighter punched me in the stomach so hard, that my Enigma's runes fell off.

[Bloodangel26]

quick reminder(thanks froggy)

ALL SPAM WILL BE REPORTED TO A MOD.

well, i guess owner is winning, even though that was kind of a sad attempt.

EDIT: excersize would be in front now...but his entry doesnt meet qualifications so it doesnt count. specific fighter please(your favorite)

i'm looking for a little longer stories though guys.

[PantallicA]

I had this luncheon with Gary Owens once, right? We went to this huge thai banquet 'cause that's his favorite food. I'm not going to argue with Gary Owens because he would Muy-Thai pwn my face off. So anyway, we were there eating our spiced noodles and other asian recipes when out of nowhere, some other random UFC fighters showed up and wanted to fight us! I got hit so hard in the face that my ethereal dream went to 0 durability and broke! I got pissed, so I cast enchant on my Eschuta's temper and owend him hardcore.

Meanwhile, Gary Owens was ong-bak'ing 4 grown women in the face!!! It was so intense that I gave him my Enigma, so he could teleport.

But I forgot that UFC fighters could already teleport, because they're amazing.

Now I'm down an enigma. Wtf.

EDIT: WTF I CANT REPAIR MY DREAM!

[Bloodangel26]

hahahahaha nice pant. pant is our new leader

[tigeroip]

Ok so me and my friend go shopping to our mall. I use leap in town thanks to RGX mod to steal a torch. All the sudden UPC fighetrs come along and ****ing tele to the torch b4 me so i try to duel them but they use FC on me and kil me in town. This was in HardCore and we both accepted to loot our items so you see i got owned.

[Bloodangel26]

have your favorite UFC fighter involved.

please read guidelines carefully before entering

P.S. for those of you who dont know, hughes vs gracie tonight!! going to be ****in awesome

[Jebus11]

So, i was chillin in my room smokin a B with the iceman Chuck liddell. When i started talking about how his mom is worse then britney spears and instead of him only falling out of a high chair, he fell off their van roof when his mom forgot she set him up there when opening the car door. So, while i was trading my anni for dream and stuff, he went to hit me, and i held my computer tower up to block it, and he punched an effin hole RIGHT through it, and then it took like a long time to get a computer. so now my characters are ALL expired. That is why i need some runes to get myself back on my feet...

[Bloodangel26]

nice jebus. not up to par with pant's, but you still might qualify for some runes.

comment, you guys dont necessarily have to include a ton of diablo terms or anything. get as creative as you want. diablo related story is not in the guidelines, so feel free to stretch this as far as you want. all you must include is a specific UFC fighter and you suffering some injury or loss.

standings thus far:

1. pantallica
2. jebus11
3. owner16

[FraterPerdurabo]

What's UFC? ;(

[PantallicA]

What's UFC? ;(

Ultimate Fighting Championship.

BTW Guys, I'm full of these stories and will keep making more if I lose first place. You've been warned.

[Jebus11]

I guess ill try again, let me know if this is better then before so i can know which is holding my second place spot.


Since me and Chuck are on bad terms, today i decided to call up Matt Hughes. He picked me up and we went to this thai banquet that Matt was informed of by his friend Gary. When we got there we looked all around for Gary, and then finally found him sitting with a friend and we all ate till we were about to puke. Then Gary and his friend teleported there way home after doing some odd things with 4 oaf looking women. Matt said after eating that much food he always felt like giving someone the rear naked choke. And then i brought up how that wanna-be guy from Fear factor never gave him enough credit. So we went over there to show him what was up. When we walked in though to my surprise, chuck was there. I was WTFZOMG this sux0rz. So i was like okay, you take chuck ill take this noob. Then Joe was all like OBVIOUSELY FEAR IS NOT A FACTOR FOR YOU. I was like, gtfo newb. So since I lost my other characters i was stuck with shooting him continuesly with my rank 4 Ice Bolt.... It didnt do much. So Matt just got done doing his rear naked choke and choking out chuck he did a round house kick to Mr. Rogans face. Now, here is where it all went down the shitter. Out of the kitchen came stomping Chuck Norris. He was really pissed that matt used his move to kick HIS friends ass. So chuck norris stuck matts head in his thighs and popped it off. Then Chuck decided it was my turn. In a scramble i promised him a bunch of hi runes to not hurt me. He said i had 1 week to get them or i get a round house kick to the stomach which will insequently shoot my stomach out my head. This is why i need a few hi runes, or ill be forced to make ANOTHER character to escape the wrath of Chuck Norris.

[PantallicA]

He picked me up and we went to this thai banquet

DQ

I am winner.

[Bloodangel26]

pant, i can handle the rules, thanks. but its true, you took that part from pant's story and therefore that story is DQed. it wasnt very good anyways. your first was better.

[PantallicA]

EDIT : Deleted cause I can't post in all caps and that would defeat the comedy.

[Exorcise]

As I was walking down the street, a guy, known as Dan Severn, was chasing me. I ran, and ran. Finally, reached my house, open the door, close it immediately. I quickly went to the kitchen and looked for a super health potion to calm me down. Suddenly, I heard the front door start being BANGED. Went up to the door, tighten all 10 locks, YES 10 locks. I heard a roar outside, and the door was opened by Dan Severn's telekinese. I ran to the backyard, holding my 6x BER'd crystal sword, on guard looking out for any danger. Dan Severn teleports on top of the roof, flies down, and I screamed like a little girl. As I panic, he puts his paw on my shoulder, and said "Dude, when can I get my Chain of Honor back?"

[Bloodangel26]

...whys everyone making the fighters have random diablo powers? and why were you randomly holding a ''6 ber sword?'' perhaps you could elaborate on why dan severn was chasing you also?

i think i'm going to add a rule. only one entry per person please

[NiCk.]

I think this thread is Stupid. lmao

[Bloodangel26]

you think a thread where someone gives away high runes is stupid? you are a ****ing idiot. dont you see that mods keep deleting your worthless posts? get out of my thread jackass