Most funny/stupid thing....

[Clipper]

Ok guys, whats the most funny/stupidest thing you have done, friend has done, that u saw, or that you saw some stranger do in the past month.


I got 2 actually. About a week ago, my friends and i where making a huge fire at a little boat dock. Well, we had a 3 gallon tank of gas, and poured it all over the fire, first time we lit it, the explosion from it gave us a big punch in the chest, it was awesome. well after about 30 min the fire started dieing down, so we told our friend to pour a bit more gas on the fire, so as he was doing so it didnt egnite. so we told him to pour it a bit lower, and as he did he stuck the freakin nossle into the flame, making basicly a flame thrower. well, he freaked out and just threw the gas tank into the woods, hoping it would land in the river... it didnt, it hit a few branches and then a tree and basicly exploded. we basicly spent the next hour putting the fire out. and as we did so, some fishers that saw us must have called the cops and fire department because just as soon as we got it out, and got back up and sat down, 2 cop cars and 3 volunteer firefighters drove up and didnt stop, because they didnt suspect any thing.



next happened last night. me and my friend where driving around town, trying to find the cop so we could **** with him. we would drive slow, then mash on the gas, till we hit the speed limit and stop, then the cop would follow us. well while looking for the cop, we stopped at a stop sign, and wondered which way to go, we sat there mabey 30 seconds, and decided to go left. just as we where getting ready to go around a curve, a truck blew a stop sign at mabey 60, and hit a bump causing him to go airborne, and mabey 2-3 ft in the air. and if we wouldnt have sat at that stop sign, i wouldnt be here right now, but we did find the cop after that, because they started chasing him down. so our night with ****in with the cop was ruined....



well now post yours.

[A.D.]

Driving Mildly drunk through downtown with my headlights off. Through some act of god I didn't get pulled over, I remember pulling into my subdivion and thinking 'man, it sure is dark out here'

[Fykins]

About 3 months ago I was driving home from another town and I got a flat tire. I didint have the stuff to fix it so I just called my bro who picked me and the other people in my car up. The next day me and my friend went back to fix it, but we grabbed the wrong size rim so we could'nt. My brother, not knowing that we already tried to fix it and where going to get a different tire, fixed it. He comes and finds me later and chews me out cuzz he had to fix it bla bla bla.

Then 2 weeks ago...
Me and 2 of my friends where driving down a highway doing 65 mph and suddenly the car drops down on one side and we hear a krrrrrrrrrgh! noise, as I was pulling over we see a tire fly past us. Turns out my dumbass brother didint tighten the lug nuts enough and they flew off. The tire went about 400 feet in front of us, over a fence, and landed in a stream. Luckly I have hovcaps so the lugs stayed stuck between the cap and the rim. So we had to fish the tire out and put it back on.

[noobisback]

lol good job chuck. Well my story is me and my buddies were lightin fireworks and crap on the beach and had a big fire and crap. Well heres me with 2 roman candles in my hand i lit one and then the other in my hand and BLAMMO one explodes and the balls went flying out and blowing up on the beach the 2nd one in my hand had a false wick and didnt do crap luckily. My shirt was on fire so i jumped in the lake and everything. After that my buddy tom put a big fire rocket ball thing upside down so it hit the beach and it was one of those fanale thigns so it just made a giant explosion on the beach