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You know you've played too much D2 when....
#1
I DID NOT MAKE THESE UP

You know you've played too much d2 when.. you telling ur teacher i dont have enouth mana in my pen to finish my work

You know you've played too much D2 when you think your hands are cold because you casted to many Forzen Orbs.

You know you've played too much D2 when someone yawns and you say "Thanks for the BO"

You know you've played too much D2 when you fart, and tell your friend you just casted a poison Nova.

You know you've played too much D2 when you ask your grandpa if he can identify items for you cause he looks like Cain

You know you've played too much D2 when you're in a public bathroom and the sound of the person grunting on the toilet next to you reminds you of a barbs "Find Item" skill.

You know you've played too much D2 when you get into a fight, and you start to spint really fast, and flail your arms wildly in the air, trying to defeat your foe with the dreaded "Whirlwind" Attack

When you see the small box where your mummy keeps a ring and hope there's a soj inside...

You know you've played too much D2 when you walk around outside with ur moms topaz ring and neckalce on expecting to stumble upon a unique item every time u step on an ant..

You know you play too much d2 when you hit a deer with ur truck and get out and check for uniques...

You know you've played too much d2 when you try to find mf in ur backyard

your welcome to post more as i ripped most of em ^^

and more

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you realize that you are late for class and try to turn on Vigor.

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you ask to check your work with a classmate by saying "wug".

You know you and your friends at school play too much Diablo II when you ask them if the test was easy, and they reply with "1" or "2".

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you toss groceries high into the air, saying "I can't carry any more."

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you try to get your sports team to try out a new strategy, called "desynching".

You know you've played too much Diablo II when, at the end of the day, you say "ng".

7. You know you play to much D2 when you see a black guy running from the cops and you say to your friends, "look a palladin using vigor."

my own ^^

You know you play to much D2 when u get caught cheating on a test and you say "im onli mana leeching"
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#2
heh i like the 4th one b/c ive actually said it
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#3
you know you palyed to much d2 when you consider under your bed to be the Den of Evil.
you know you played to much d2 when you call your bathroom the Throne of Destruction..
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#4
You know you have played D2 too much when...

You draw runes on yor shirt because you want to get a faster run\walk for the track race (or teleport if you make enigma xD)
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#5
This thread was made waaay back. And most of theese are from it. Sigh, im gunna look for it.
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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#6
You know you've played too much Diablo II when you toss groceries high into the air, saying "I can't carry any more."

Thats the best one lol
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1337-Orange Wrote:You know you've played too much Diablo II when you toss groceries high into the air, saying "I can't carry any more."

Thats the best one lol


Lol lol lol lmfao roflcopterzz zomgwtfbbq, I can see someone doing that in food town.

You know you play d2 too much when you meet someone named Andy and u kill them and ur like wtf wheres my soj?
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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#8
lol i remember the old threads made of this devilish:

lmao always funny to look at threads like this

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#9
more here cuz i dont want to add to the mile long thread

you know youve played too much d2 when you tell your friend "ya shes definately worth a soj"

You know you play d2 to much when you start dreaming about doing baal runs and reach lvl 99

you know you played to much d2 when you go into a butchers shop and say "damn cows are already done"

.... when you get lost in the woods and try and make a tp.

you know you played to much d2 when you go into a butchers shop and say "damn cows are already done"
.... when you get lost in the woods and try and make a tp.

you know u play d2 to much when the priest talks about the archangel and you think tyreal.

You know you play too much D2 when someone scrapes his throath saying uuumm and u look on the floor.

you know you play too much d2 when you try to scam your friend's Xbox by telling him you'll dupe it

You know you play too much d2 when you get 100% on a test and you yell "EZPK"!

Additional Comment:
you know you play to much d2 when you throw icecubes at everyone screaming frozen orb.

you know you play to much d2 when 1.07 mean something to you.

you know you play to much d2 when you yell "iron maidon" and dare him to hit you.

you know you play to much d2 when you use l33tsp34k IRL (dont worry i have to lol)

you know you play to much d2 when you start coming up with comebacks to the bosses sayings. (again, guilty ^_^)

you know you play to much d2 when you are a living maphack.

you know you play to much d2 when you make the most pointless characters possible just for kicks. (its probably the only thing fun left to do actually)
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#10
you know youve played to much d2 when you make a thread with jokes titles "you know youve played too much d2 when..."
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#11
^ I knew someone would've said that line.

You know you've played too much Diablo when you carve stones into little squares and tape them onto your shirt/plastic sword, trying to make a runeword.
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#12
Quote:lol i remember the old threads made of this devilish:

You've played too much d2 when you've seen this thread ressurected four times.
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#13
AlmostDeadly Wrote:You've played too much d2 when you've seen this thread ressurected four times.

wow i guess i dont play 2 much d2 cuz this is onli the second time i saw it ressurcted
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#14
you know you play d2 to much when you carry a can of axe and a lighter so you can make a big flame when you hit people and say that yoru torch owned them
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#15
I play FFXI online...but you know you play too much when damn near everyone in the game knows you...and all of your Mules!laugh:
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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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#16
You know youve played d2 too much when you are driving and you hit and deer and run out to see what it dropped.
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#17
you know you've played to much d2 when you think about a barbs valor while you're taking a shit ( I did this back in .09, thinking about a perfect barb build wherever i was, bathroom.. walking to school.. sitting in school, wow I was addicted.).
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#18
You know you play to much d2 when you'd rather stay home and do baal runs than go out partying. (Kinda sad if someone did that...)
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Shift Wrote:You know you play to much d2 when you'd rather stay home and do baal runs than go out partying. (Kinda sad if someone did that...)

d2 is taking over my life, that sort impllies to me Sad

You know you play to much d2 when you sign up for a d2 forum ^^

(thats means u)
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#20
rofl
im laughin hard and i dont know why
!!WTH!!
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