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This Water I'm Drinking Sucks
#1
Ok, so like 4 hours or so ago my mom was bitching about the dishwasher not being emptied so I went and did it and stuff and filled my cup I was using up with water. Anyway, I finished the dishwasher shit and forgot about my cup. So I went downstairs and got on my computer and started doing random shit, like usual. So now, 4 hours after this event, I decided I wanted some zebra cakes while I was talking to Erizoe. Because zebra cakes kick ass. Don't you agree? Twinkies are shit compared to them. Anyway, I see my water sitting there, and I'm like, "Shit son, forgot about you." So I came back down here to my computer and started eating my cakes and took a drink and my god it tastes like shit. It's like bleech kind of.

I thought you guys might want to know.
#2
lol Zebra Cakes do own... You drank bleach?!
#3
put some salt into it.... salt makes everything taste better....
#4
zebra cakes....never had one
#5
Salt tastes like shit.

No I didn't ****ing drink bleech. I really fail to realize how your health class failed to mention that 70% of taste is actually smell. So one can assume that bleech tastes like it smells.

Also, I forgot to mention that my AC was on and it was really cold from it...
#6
Zebra cakes + dishwater. What a combination.
#7
Clipper Wrote:put some salt into it.... salt makes everything taste better....


............................salt is for smokers that cant taste shit
#8
Im with Arc on this one.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
#9
i just gotta say that's the most kickass story ive ever heard
#10
Crankymonkey Wrote:i just gotta say that's the most kickass story ive ever heard

Thanks. People like you keep me going.


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