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Well Water Sucks City Water's ****!
#1
Well water tastes like complete ass. Not to mention the fact that it's in the ground so it's much dirtier than my city water which is filtered like a million times.

What kind of water do you have? If you have well water you're gay.
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#2
HEY! I have well water! and I might add that well water>city water......city water=ninjas(ninjas live int he city) and well water=pirates(pirateslive underground and on boats) so drinking millions of desieses tastes MUCH better and builds charector!
Yarg!
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#3
What the ****? Since when are ****ing pirates ***** ass bitches that live in the ****ing ground like a ****ing ***** ass bitch mouse? Pirates are ****ing burly ass mother ****ers that kick the shit out pussies. And ninjas live in the city? Get the **** out of here, they live in SECRET CITIES so obviously they don't have their own water filtration system and use WELL WATER. PIRATES LIVE ON THE SEA WHICH IS SALT WATER SO THEY CAN'T DRINK IT. So they obviously use city water or bottled water, which is like the same thing as city water as proved in the Penn & Teller show Bullshit. Dumbass. Get the **** out of my thread.

And what the **** is a desiesses?
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#4
I have city water. But i have a friend over in west camden that has well water... And i 100% agree it tastes like ass.
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#5
I fail to see the funny, and the point as well. I've come to the conclusion that you are drunk. Good day sir.
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#6
Yeah, and that mother ****er better not talk some shit about city water otherwise you'll kick his ****ing ass, right?
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#7
Dude! Are you kidding? Of course Pirates drink sea water, the sea is their well...and everhear of groundwateR? they sail on underground oceans, the skeleton pirates sail on lava oceans. Pirates can hardly be compared to mice as mice eat cheese, and pirates eat souls, mothers ******s, and 4 dozen raw eggs a day. city water would weaken them because it is just another word for ***** water.

Ninjas live in secret citys and need to filter their water so they don't get sick because they suck much your your mother.


Pirates drink sea water because it builds charector and gives them an excuse to drink rum!(they dnot need esxcuses, YARG)

as for you and your ninjas, go get some more deseisesses(plural for desiesses) and come back to captain blackbeard after he holds children hostile for medicine to cure the city water deseisseses

oh, and someone poste din your other threadput some salt into it.... salt makes everything taste better...."
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#8
As for pirates, refer to sig, bitch. I'll give you credit on the underground part for the skeleton pirates riding on lava oceans. But you have to take into consideration THEY DON'T DRINK WATER SO YOU CAN'T USE THEM IN YOUR DEFENSE, JACKASS.

I know pirates eat that shit, that's why I said they're NOT LIKE MICE, as you had suggested in your first post by them living underground, use some ****ing logic, dipshit.

Ninjas live in secret cities so how the **** would they acquire the tools and skills to install water filtration systems without first revealing their true ninja status? **** ninjas, ninjas are pussies.

How does sea water give them an excuse to drink rum? AND WHY DO THEY EVEN NEED ONE? THEY'RE PIRATES, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM DRINKING RUM, THEY'LL RAPE AND PILLAGE YOUR BITCH ASS.

WHAT THE **** IS A desiesses?
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#9
http://www.finewaters.com/Bottled_Water/...kletts.asp
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#10
YES^!!!!! Tool got p owned

(hahaha it never says where to buy the water) thank you warrior!

us REAL pirates have got to stick together
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#11
Sparkletts

Purified Water - Still


THANK YOU EYES FOR POINTING ME TO THAT FACT OF FILTERED WATER. It's not true well water. ****tards.
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#12
Our Crystal-Fresh® drinking water is drawn from deep, protected wells. We test our sources regularly to verify that they are clean and of extremely high quality. We never use surface water or tap water as the source for any of our U.S. bottled water products.

straight from the ****ing ground with all kinds of desiessessies to keep a pirate throwing up all night! shiver my timbers, be it crystal-fresh???NO THE NINJAS ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT, so we ran up and killed them and stuff...then we raped their dead corpses and davey jones has some new pets to make fun of! YARG!

^when you drink city water you can't have the fun of rambling something that creative.....that is something that Lewis Carol would have writen
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#13
.................................................WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... city water deff pwnz0rz well water!
and for the record its disease and diseases
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#14
And for the record REAL PIRATES don't take time to spell words correct. as a matter of fact! We purpouslyle spell words wrong we wantt o emphasize!
And if you had read my previous(more intelligent posts than yours) than you would UDNERSNTAD why well water is better...would you rather drink lava that makes you strong(moresoe than MLIK) or pusy city shit covered deseissisee extracted liquid that SMOEWHO passes as water.
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#15
Dude, why do you keep bringing up ninjas as if I were aligned with the sorry ****s? I too am a pirate myself, arg. Let's just say my pirate clan > your pirate clan. D-bag.
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#16
.....id rather drink something that tastes good rather than something that is going to kill me
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#17
That is because you are a *****, you are a 4 year old girl who can't take a couple of bacteriorzes. Real pirates THRIVE on sickness...and Tool, don't you remember, we are on the same pirate fleet...you are on the third boat and I am on the first...lets stop this fighting and say:

**** WATER
DRINK RUM!!!
50 forum noobs on a dead mans chest!
Hey ho and a bottle of well RUM!
CHEERS TOOL!
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#18
Every on here dose know that city warter has chlorine in it. But like it matter's, cuz is kicks ass.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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#19
/die
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#20
lol no i drink stuff that would make u hurl for my bacterias, royal jelly and ginseng imported from china.......but well rum beats it all
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