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Well Water Sucks City Water's ****!
#61
Chuck Norris = a pirate and ninja, x 50.
He will take 20 bullets to the crotch area, and 20 to the forehead, then he will round house kick you, killing you instantly.
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#62
erizoe Wrote:HEY! I have well water! and I might add that well water>city water......city water=ninjas(ninjas live int he city) and well water=pirates(pirateslive underground and on boats) so drinking millions of desieses tastes MUCH better and builds charector!
Yarg!

Darn, i have city water but if this is true i wanna have well water XD
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#63
Bottled water tastes like shit to me.
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#64
Bartender, do you associat yourself with the ninjas?
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#65
erizoe Wrote:Bartender, do you associat yourself with the ninjas?

In bed sometimes.
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#66
WHAT! We have a Ninja ***** amongst us!

You like city water? explain why scum!
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#67
Bartender Wrote:Chuck Norris = a pirate and ninja, x 50.
He will take 20 bullets to the crotch area, and 20 to the forehead, then he will round house kick you, killing you instantly.

Chuck Norris is no ***** ass ninja. He drinks rum like a mother ****ing pirate day in and day out.
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#68
erizoe Wrote:WHAT! We have a Ninja ***** amongst us!

You like city water? explain why scum!

I don't drink water.
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#69
WHAT! TRhe ninja drinks beer and calls himself worthy! You and the other Chuck Norris(the one you are thinking of who is a ninja) can go swab my mothers poopdeck!

AND, it would take roughly 3 Chuck Norrises to kill 1 pirate.
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#70
erizoe Wrote:WHAT! TRhe ninja drinks beer and calls himself worthy! You and the other Chuck Norris(the one you are thinking of who is a ninja) can go swab my mothers poopdeck!

AND, it would take roughly 3 Chuck Norrises to kill 1 pirate.

I don't drink beer either.
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#71
yeah hes just a bartender, and his boss would smash his fingers if he touched the alcoholic beverages in the bar.

what the hell do ninjas and pirates have to do with water anyway...
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#72
It comes out of their pee pees
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#73
NO FOOL!
Ninjas drink city water because it is good for their weak stomachs and Pirates drink well water(which is ground watre which is sea water because the sea is on the ground) because it has extra vdesesisesesss and builds charector.

Does that answer your question? NOW LETS GET SOME DEBATE GOING HERE
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#74
erizoe Wrote:NO FOOL!
Ninjas drink city water because it is good for their weak stomachs and Pirates drink well water(which is ground watre which is sea water because the sea is on the ground) because it has extra vdesesisesesss and builds charector.

Does that answer your question? NOW LETS GET SOME DEBATE GOING HERE

I don't drink water because I run on wimmin
Wimmin > any kind of water.
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#75
You know, I would have said this thread would have never survived past 1 page when I first saw it.
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#76
what page is it on? I use the option to see 100 posts per page? it is just a matter or a day or half of one before some mod ruins our fun. =(
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#77
I click on the new posts button, GFG
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#78
AlmostDeadly Wrote:You know, I would have said this thread would have never survived past 1 page when I first saw it.

Im surprised it did.
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