fortune cookie always wrong?

[Bloodangel26]

had chinese food for lunch and this is what it told me...even the little smileys were there.

Now is the time to make new friends.

cant ignore the cookie...so....hi, i'm mike. who wants to be friends?

[L4E]

hey, u can call me mad, lets be best friends! do u like dolls?

[Bartender]

I do. But you hate me mad, you fake afk on msn >:O. Hi Mike, is your last name oxbigg? I hope it is.

[Ares]

OO MEE OMEE how can u go wrong with invisible lol does everone have msn?

[Lux Aeterna]

Blood, I'll one-up the cookie.


Call us lovers?
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On a sidenote, one of the very few tiems I had chinese food (and a fortune cookie) It said something along the lines of

Love is in the near future

The next day, I met someone I spent almost a year with, so they can't be all that bad.

[Bloodangel26]

haha nice echo...that would kinda freak me out if i actually had a fortune come true.

hmm somehow i changed the font type on my IE...weird looking

[FeNiXSuNfIrE]

HI....uh.......hrmm......(im shy)...:o haha jp. names sunfire hows u guys doin?!? i think last time mine said sumthing like...

Life Altering Changes Are Fast Coming.

i suppose its right, im moving to college in 2 weeks, woot!

[DJ_MUTTA]

Well its a cookie so do you expekt it to tell you some fortune shit you are a dumbass. (no offense)

[L4E]

yes invisble we all have msn, way better than a phone if u want our emails look in our profile, oh but i didnt write it since no one here is worthy of my time, muahaHAHAAH
and i dont fake afk on msn, its just that im out of things to say :S or im talking with hot girls

blood do u like dolls or not? **** u im not ur friend anymore!

[Lopty]

Fortune cookies are a house of lies :\