Try out your chat up lines!

[Allisurd]

Okay, the best chat up line ever used on me. A guy cam up to me in a pub, and dropped an icecube on the floor in front of me. I was a little confused, so I just stared at him. He said "now the ice is broken, can I buy you a drink?" I'm ashamed to say I was very impressed.

[Tatum]

Ok, you ask if the other person washes their pants with Windex. When they respond with, "Why?" you say, "Because I can see myself in them."

[Allisurd]

Haha congratulations, your now wearing whatever food/drink she has near her.

[El Matt]

You go up to someone and scream, "You seem to have lost your booty, QUICK! Grab mine!"
Make sure she doesn't have any Mace...

[Allisurd]

Oh yeah, before trying one you gotta make sure she don't have anything sharp, blunt, heavy or corrosive. I am not impressed so far. Come on boys, you must have some good ones?

[SpoonMan999]

Are we talking cheesy clever lines or like what we would actually say?

[Allisurd]

Anything you like... go with the flow.

[TroGdoR]

Don't worry Skye, Pauly Shore to the rescue. That guy was awesome. Here are a few from Biodome (greatest movie and dumbest ever). 1. "Are you tired?" no... "Because you've been running through my mind all day." 2. "Were you hurt?" when? "When you fell from heaven?"
The last one was the most vulgar one. 3. "How do you like your yogurt, mixed or Fruit on the bottom waiting to be stirred?"

[SpoonMan999]

Funny/Cheesy: "Baby if you were a car door I'd slam you all night long!"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"I'm sorry I lost my number, could I borrow yours?"
"If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
"That oufit is very becoming on you, ofcourse if I were on you I'd be cuming too."

I'm not very good at picking up girls...most of the girls I've hooked up with had a thing for me and things just kind of fell into place...so all I really have are these crap ones...really I'm just good at making girls say "awwww"

[Allisurd]

HA, the third one would totally work on me TroG. Spoon, they are bloody great. I like the cumming one, that'd work for me.

I think if you get a laugh you've sealed the deal.

[TroGdoR]

I've got many more stored somewhere in my head. I'll think of em later.

[SpoonMan999]

I've got more those are just my favorites

[Gaz_321]

i think u hav a whole in ur pants , want me to make it bigger?

[Shihan]

Heh. I'll refrain from imputting my comments.

[Gaz_321]

its not sumthin id use ofcourse unless i wanted a red cheek or broken nose

[Shihan]

Heh, test it out and tell me the results!

[jedimaster86]

um.... "hey lady. go out with me or i'll tell the CIA that your father is an evil spy..." yea, that'll go over awesomely with the women. lets just say i'm an expert. the truth is i'm not......

[Gaz_321]

its sumtimes funny just to try the lines and see the reaction

[Shihan]

Yeah, but I got bitten last time.

[Nubli]

Heres the best one:

Guy: "Uh... *stares at ceiling*.. hi. how... how are you?"
Woman: "I'm fine, thanks." *looks away purposely*
Guy: "Well, could I... uhh... umm... *looks at feet and twists them strangely* could i... i.. get your... your number?" *flinches away*
Woman: "Heh *feels sorry for the guy and accepts his question* sure, *writes number + pager + cell #'s*"

Then the guy goes home and plays D2 forgetting about the woman.