The Loving Husband

[Pamela]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[Grave]

Haha, nice one. Great title for this joke.

[Phallock]

ROFL. Damn, I know that feeling!

[Immortality]

Omg hillarious.Phalllock I understand you man @_@

[Arc]

haha man u never fail to make me laugh pam, love it

[Pamela]

Thank you Thank you ^^ Been posting more of my Moms jokes,I think I had a Thread way back called Pamela's Joke of the Day.
If you would like to read some of the hillarity you can find it in the Archives.

[Sins-Massacre]

That was very entertaining, i may use that one sometime if you dont mind...

[Pamela]

LOL nah I do not mind ^^ I just share the giggles!

[VakAtk1]

Thats a good one..