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M. Jackson joke.
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A guy bought a brand new voice automated stereo for his car, if he says rock the radio tunes into a rock station if he says queen the radio turns queen on and so on. So this guy driving down a streets enjoying his new radio system when a ball suddently poppes out on the road and 2 small kids are chasing after it. He jams the brakes the car does a 180 Degree turn almost flips over. The guy yells with anger F*CKING CHILDEREN! And the radio turns on Michael Jackson's hits.

My teacher told us this joke before he retired, i dont remember the words like he said it but it was something like i posted above.
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Whats MJs favorite Elton John song?

Don't let your son go down on me.

For some reason MJ jokes always crack me up, nice one.
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lmao nice ones

how do u kno its bedtime at michael jacksons house?

when the bighand touches the little hand
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