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So, I was eating eggs in the morning a couple days back, and I started thinking, which is a horrible thing, do all animals have the same sexual behavior as people? I mean, after all, humans are animals. Now, lets look at a different animal.
If chickens are animals, then like all other animals, they have sex. Now, I believe that if chickens can have sex, then like humans, they can also masturbate (point of reference for other animal being able to masturbate, frogs in Beer Fest... yes, its true). Yet the most interesting debate I have in my head is, if the egg pops out of a chicken, does that also mean that it pops out because the hen just had an orgasm? And if so, does that mean we eat other animal's "woman" juice?
Ideas?
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What's with the opsession of posting about sex all the time?
The only other animals that i can think of that have sex for pleasure are dolphins.
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animals do not masturbate because they do not have sex for pleasure(except for dolphins), they have sex for reproduction only. also laying an egg is more like having a baby than having sex anyways, so it would probably be more painful than fun for the chicken.
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Actually, this theory of mine is pretty old... Have a look at my other theory, although its not finished. Btw, nice Ergo Proxy avatar. Gotta love it.
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Are humans actually from Earth?
Earth and Venus are very much alike. The only major difference between here and there, is that Earth's greenhouse effect thinggy-majig isn't as powerful as Venus. Now, what if I were to tell you humans did that, would you believe me?
Take a look at our oh wonderous Earth. Before humans believed they owned Earth, it was clean, calm, and peaceful. Now look what happend to the planet. What was once happy green, pure white, and lush blue, is now depressed green, enraged blue, and greedy black. What does this have to do with Venus you say? Well think about it. Earth and Venus are very much alike. Scientists say that Venus might have been inhabitable if it wasn't for the overwhelming heat. What could have caused all those heat to store up? Humans. Yeah, it sounds far fetched, but it might make sense. I mean, what is the chance, that a meteor shower hit Earth with these giant boulders and wiped out the dinosaurs? The odds are against it.
First, you have the Earth's orbit. About half the floating things that are about the size of the moon usually orbit around the Earth. Then you have the Earth's atmosphere. So powerful, that it can reduce most rocks and stuff to rubble and dissipate it before it even hit the surface. Then you ask me, what could have caused the dinosaurs to go extinct? Humans.
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sorry but that theory is really stupid...basically we would have to disregard all of written and archaelogical history to accept it...unless you want to assume that humans somehow lost all their technological advances when they came to earth
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:sorry but that theory is really stupid...basically we would have to disregard all of written and archaelogical history to accept it...unless you want to assume that humans somehow lost all their technological advances when they came to earth
Some scientists beleave that life came here on an asteroid in the form of bacteria.
Scientologist beleave that there was an old alien race on earth that was killed off and their ghosts are still here causing stress lol.
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holyNITE Wrote:So, I was eating eggs in the morning a couple days back, and I started thinking, which is a horrible thing, do all animals have the same sexual behavior as people? I mean, after all, humans are animals. Now, lets look at a different animal.
If chickens are animals, then like all other animals, they have sex. Now, I believe that if chickens can have sex, then like humans, they can also masturbate (point of reference for other animal being able to masturbate, frogs in Beer Fest... yes, its true). Yet the most interesting debate I have in my head is, if the egg pops out of a chicken, does that also mean that it pops out because the hen just had an orgasm? And if so, does that mean we eat other animal's "woman" juice?
Ideas?
A chicken's egg is her period. So to answer your question, no.
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:sorry but that theory is really stupid...basically we would have to disregard all of written and archaelogical history to accept it...unless you want to assume that humans somehow lost all their technological advances when they came to earth
You really think I wouldn't have thought about that? Comeon, give me more credit than that.
1. the theory is stupid, i know, but its an interesting what if, no?
2. what if my theory was true and was wayyyy before the humans we know them as?
3. when these aliens attempted to land on Earth, about half must have died attempting to land, while others died due to a lack of a specific diet and/or supplies, whereas others evolved to fit their life in Earth.
4. Modern scientists agree that if something from space the size of a moon may bring up a dustzone, blocking outsunlight, decreasing the temperature, bringing forth a mini ice age.
5. "Scientologist" beliving in "ghosts" seems kind of ironic... no?
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holyNITE Wrote:You really think I wouldn't have thought about that? Comeon, give me more credit than that.
1. the theory is stupid, i know, but its an interesting what if, no?
2. what if my theory was true and was wayyyy before the humans we know them as?
3. when these aliens attempted to land on Earth, about half must have died attempting to land, while others died due to a lack of a specific diet and/or supplies, whereas others evolved to fit their life in Earth.
4. Modern scientists agree that if something from space the size of a moon may bring up a dustzone, blocking outsunlight, decreasing the temperature, bringing forth a mini ice age.
5. "Scientologist" beliving in "ghosts" seems kind of ironic... no?
Just because a mini ice age happened doesn't meant that we wouldn't find spaceship parts, etc. If those spaceships were able to travel from Venus to Earth, then it should be able to handle the relatively warm ice.
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Its true, if there were these so called people from outerspace and lived on Earth, then there would be some sort of stuff that they left behind. Understandable. However, even now, people haven't explored all of Earth. Whether there are parts from the spaceship or not is irrelavant and impossible to prove if we didn't explore the entire world. Not to mention, if they did arrive when dinosaurs did exist, thats like millions of years ago. It would be buried deep somewhere.
It does seem stupid that people being able to travel from Venus to Earth wouldn't be able to survive the "relatively warm ice." Yet if you think about Venus, it was hot there. After years living in the heat, they must have evolved to better withstand the heat. If so, it would make them unsuitable to anything thats cool. Or like I stated before, maybe they were able to bring some inventions from Venus that was still intact after crash landing on Earth, but limited supplies as well as a lack of a power supply may have led to its being rendered obsolete.
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Actually, I remember my anthropology professor telling the class about some apes that like to bone for pleasure as well. She might have mentioned something about recorded cases of homosexual apes alsoeek:
btw- RIP Steve Irwin, you were the man!!!
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$hane Wrote:Actually, I remember my anthropology professor telling the class about some apes that like to bone for pleasure as well. She might have mentioned something about recorded cases of homosexual apes alsoeek:
btw- RIP Steve Irwin, you were the man!!!
I'm pretty sure the kind of primate you were thinking of was the Bonobo, a species of chimpanzee. Sexual intercourse is a part of their social behavior, and can be done for several reasons, including form of greeting, "makeup sex", and reward for bringing the female food. They often participate in male-female, female-female, and male-male sex, and often do not descriminate by age. This is not to say that all these creatures do is have sex, but it is certainly part of their social structure.
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holyNITE Wrote:So, I was eating eggs in the morning a couple days back, and I started thinking, which is a horrible thing, do all animals have the same sexual behavior as people? I mean, after all, humans are animals. Now, lets look at a different animal.
If chickens are animals, then like all other animals, they have sex. Now, I believe that if chickens can have sex, then like humans, they can also masturbate (point of reference for other animal being able to masturbate, frogs in Beer Fest... yes, its true). Yet the most interesting debate I have in my head is, if the egg pops out of a chicken, does that also mean that it pops out because the hen just had an orgasm? And if so, does that mean we eat other animal's "woman" juice?
Ideas?
weird. i dont understand how you got to that conclusion. it's so off
and i dont think animals get orgasms. and if they do, it's a very small one. there is pleasure during sex, but not to the intensity that humans experience
yes.interesting Wrote:A chicken's egg is her period. So to answer your question, no. actually, the egg is more like a birth
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quite the odd thread if i must say, and i don't think chickens have "wemon juices"
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maybe if we gave an animal drugs they'd feel it like humans lol.
and you're idea...just no. it's wrong, that no way in hell is anything near right.
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yeah. it's just...well, i really have no idea how the hell this abomination of a thought came to be
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09-09-2006, 06:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-09-2006, 06:36 AM by Nubli.)
I'm going out on a limb here, trying to remember some feint historical science lesson, but I think only Mammals can have sex in the way you are talking about.
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holyNITE Wrote:Actually, this theory of mine is pretty old... Have a look at my other theory, although its not finished. Btw, nice Ergo Proxy avatar. Gotta love it.
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Are humans actually from Earth?
Earth and Venus are very much alike. The only major difference between here and there, is that Earth's greenhouse effect thinggy-majig isn't as powerful as Venus. Now, what if I were to tell you humans did that, would you believe me?
Take a look at our oh wonderous Earth. Before humans believed they owned Earth, it was clean, calm, and peaceful. Now look what happend to the planet. What was once happy green, pure white, and lush blue, is now depressed green, enraged blue, and greedy black. What does this have to do with Venus you say? Well think about it. Earth and Venus are very much alike. Scientists say that Venus might have been inhabitable if it wasn't for the overwhelming heat. What could have caused all those heat to store up? Humans. Yeah, it sounds far fetched, but it might make sense. I mean, what is the chance, that a meteor shower hit Earth with these giant boulders and wiped out the dinosaurs? The odds are against it.
First, you have the Earth's orbit. About half the floating things that are about the size of the moon usually orbit around the Earth. Then you have the Earth's atmosphere. So powerful, that it can reduce most rocks and stuff to rubble and dissipate it before it even hit the surface. Then you ask me, what could have caused the dinosaurs to go extinct? Humans.
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Its a theory in the workings, although I have the basics laid out so far. So no, not all of my postings are about sex. I'm just curious, and it was only 2 posts
This is just completely illogical. Earth hasn't always been calm and peaceful. Quite the contrary, global warming is a naturally reccuring thing. How do you think all the ice ages were triggered? What we are experiencing now is an inevitable build up to the next ice age, only we're accelerating it faster than nature intended.
Venus is too close to the Sun. It would never have been habitable by human species unless the atmosphere was exponentially stronger than Earth's today to give it sustainable protection from the Sun. Given the fact that it can still sustain some forms of life, it's possible that in the past something may have lived there, just definately not people.
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i've read that dogs do have orgasm some how as they do have sex for pleasure..
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09-09-2006, 12:16 PM
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you read wrong...only dolphins and humans have sex for reasons other than reproduction
And Bonobos. ~jederoni
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oh crap..then why do dogs get boners -.-
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