Love the back woods.

[Phallock]

In the back woods of Oklahoma, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered another baby girl. "No, no don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

[A.D.]

Heh, nice, but i got a better redneck joke...

This guy moves out to the boondocks of Alabama, and while he's unloading his truck his neighbor pulls up in his old rusted out chevy and hops out to greet him. They introduce eachother and the redneck cuts to the point
"Hey, i figgured since you just moved in and all that you might wanna come over for this party I'm throwin this weekend. There's going to be drinkin', fightin', n' ****in."
"Sounds like fun, what should I wear?"
"Oh, It dun matter, its just gunna be me n' you."

[PoTatoes]

haha... i like a.d's better

[Blue]

yuck to a.d.s, but all still funny as hell

[Pamela]

LMAO they were both cute ^^