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Pamela · (This post was last modified: 11-14-2006, 09:31 AM by Fuggle.)

[B]A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. [/B]
[B]She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. [/B]
[B]The amazed woman said: "Oh I know what this is all about I get three wishes!!!"[/B]
[B]The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a [/B]
[B]one-wish genie. So.....what will it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want world peace. See this map?[/B]
[B]I want all these countries to stop fighting. This will bring world peace and harmony."[/B]
[B]The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. [/B]
[B]I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! [/B]
[B]It's just not possible, make another wish and please be reasonable."[/B]
[B]The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. [/B]
[B]You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed, helps with the kids, [/B]
[B]and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for ..... the perfect man."[/B]
[B]The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."[/B]

[B]laugh: [/B]