Only a Texan Would

[Pamela]

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?



(This is an actual conversation)

[Metalhead Steve]

It doesn't seem real... Not really air traffic control if it is.

[Pamela]

That is why I posted it in Jokes...the conversation was real...I am married to a Pilot...but the actual event did not happen.We are both Texans and this was the conversation.

[Darkemperor121]

dumb pilots and dumb ATC. I can fly planes and if that happened i would pull the yolk back and schedule another one. My uncle is a pilot so he takes me flying with him all the time. Once the ATC guy pulled a prank on us and had his friend in a fighter plane in the military swoop down in front of us and land. We were surprised and had to turn around real quick. I was all like whats goin on!

[Gods]

hahaha "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"laugh:.. that was pretty funny.

[BewarethePhoenix]

Well done ATC. Keep up the good work lol. So if that was real did anyone get in trouble for it?

[Pamela]

If it were real then yeah someone would have gotten in trouble.Mostly the 2 aircrafts would have crashed.

[tigeroip]

rofl i found this very funny

[wm_hunter]

Holy crap, Tigeroip is still alive?

Good joke