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chat-up lines that end with a slap
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05-14-2004, 08:59 AM
ok ur in a bar and u see sum really fit women walk in and sit down, u buy a lollipop from the bar, walk over and give it to her and say "do u spit or swallow".

hehe thats my favourite
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05-14-2004, 09:39 AM
Go up to a woman and ask "would you like to go out for pizza and a screw?" When she slaps you say "what, you don't like pizza?"
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05-14-2004, 09:42 AM
HAahahahhah Smile
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05-14-2004, 09:44 AM
go to jokes n pokes
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05-14-2004, 02:45 PM
yea...Thats what i was bout the say too...
but small talk is reasonable too...at least he didnt post it in comments and suggestions lol..
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#6
05-14-2004, 07:36 PM
Hi, you're kinda fat.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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05-14-2004, 07:48 PM
Whats that supposed to mean?
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05-14-2004, 07:59 PM
omfg nvm
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05-14-2004, 10:46 PM
lol, i got that but im not gonna bother explaining coz im no gud at explaining
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05-14-2004, 10:51 PM
Gaz_321 Wrote:ok ur in a bar and u see sum really fit women walk in and sit down, u buy a lollipop from the bar, walk over and give it to her and say "do u spit or swallow".

hehe thats my favourite

I'm sure I made this thread ages ago. Um Gaz you have to learn where the line is, and not cross it. There are no age limits on this forum, so keep it at least kinda clean.

Please don't think that just because I like you I won't temp ban you.
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05-14-2004, 11:11 PM
Skye Wrote:I'm sure I made this thread ages ago. Um Gaz you have to learn where the line is, and not cross it. There are no age limits on this forum, so keep it at least kinda clean.

Please don't think that just because I like you I won't temp ban you.

ur confusing this thread with ur "try out ur chat up lines on me" thread
and i agree, funny but it has to be for all ages on the board
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05-15-2004, 01:31 AM
erm this thread is about bad chat up lines only, not both or the other so its alot dif, anyway that chat up line wasnt bad for ne1 underage as i didnt specifically mention wat it was i meant, kids wont understand
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#13
05-15-2004, 06:07 AM
Not really a bar scene. But remember in the elevator scene in the movie Liar Liar (with Jim Carrey). Oh so classic.
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05-15-2004, 12:17 PM
Gaz....where u get your sig from...btw keato is having the same sig as you....
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#15
05-15-2004, 02:30 PM
Alfzz Wrote:Gaz....where u get your sig from...btw keato is having the same sig as you....
Everyone has that stupid IP thingy. Come on people, try to be unique.
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05-15-2004, 02:53 PM
lol....i got to admit it looks quit kewl...about showing people's Ip addy and stuffs....
I remembered my fren made something like that....it seem a lot nicer than danasoft....saw it before...but it wsnt free...
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