04-01-2007, 06:30 AM
I just have to post this, it's too damn funny! Last night a friend of mine was tombing one of my new charachters with me and out of the blue one of the other ppl in the game hostiled us and started PKin some of the other players. Now I don't know about you, but that tends to piss me off. After about 30 seconds and 3 other dead players the person tombing us killed him(lvl 90 java vs lvl shit boner, go figure). Well as you probably know this often leads to a barrage of swearing intermixed with a liberal use of "noob" and "fag" and such. The runner who is a female told him to get bent, and this guy had the nerve to call her the "c word". Now that you just don't do to a lady. So while he was chewin her out I snuk around behind him and killed the litte bastard. Now he's cursing at me screaming "that's cheatin noob fagzorz etc...". Now the infamous "brb". While he was gone I left to go get my WW baba that I duel with a lot. He comes back with a level 85 boner that I smoked in about 6 seconds, now he's really pissed and I'm talkin mad shit about adding to my ear collection and the 200k gold he "gave" me. He leaves again and comes back with a lvl 89 bowazon. Musta been a glass cannon because it died from me leaping on it! Next thing he gets is apparently his badass charachter, a lvl 93 trapper. While I was dodging MBs and such my female friend puts a Titan in the back of his head and he dies. By now all of us are talkin trash to him constantly especially because he got owned by a girl(no offense to any ladies who may read this, my friend Jane kicks my ass in Diablo a lot anyway 
). If that wasn't funny enough, the bitching abruptly stopped and someone who says they are this kids mom starts typing instead. She apologized for his behavior and the gave us all his items! So not only did we kill some shithead PKer but we got paid for it! devilish: We let all the noobs get most of the crap but I got a nice um'ed shako and my friend got the eth upped Titan's that he had on him for no apparent reason! Now that's what I call justice.
). If that wasn't funny enough, the bitching abruptly stopped and someone who says they are this kids mom starts typing instead. She apologized for his behavior and the gave us all his items! So not only did we kill some shithead PKer but we got paid for it! devilish: We let all the noobs get most of the crap but I got a nice um'ed shako and my friend got the eth upped Titan's that he had on him for no apparent reason! Now that's what I call justice.
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