05-18-2004, 09:24 AM
They're 2 guys walking down a desert . Guy #1 starts dancing around like he needs to pee . So #2 says " Go behind that cactus and pee I won't look " . So #1 goes behind a cactus to pee and #2 looks away . A poisonous snake comes out and bites #1's ***** , so he starts yelling " Oh my god , HELP ! A snake just bit my PeePee . Im gonna die ! " . So #2 points at a hospital he sees and says " Wait, I'll go to that hospital and ask a docter what to do " So he runs to the hospital as fast as he can and goes inside , he askes the doctor what to do and the doctor says " Whereever your friend got bit , you need to suck out the poison . " So #2 is like " ...Geez " ... So #2 runs back and reaches his friend . #1 says " What did the docter say !? " and #2 pauses for a moment and says " ... ... ... ... ... The docter said your gonna die ... "
I found that one funny as hell . Next joke ( I'm sorry if it's racist or you find it offensive for some reason. )
They're 2 poor black guys walking down a street and they see a 10 dollar bill lying on the ground . They both dive for it and start fighting and arguing who gets it . So the 1st black guy says " How bout' we find a place where we can split the 10 dollar bill to a 5 so it can be fair " and the 2nd black guy agrees . So they're walking down a road both holding a half of the 10 dollar bill tightly . They see a small sign that says ' A black man's dream , where a black person can turn white , $5.00 , 1 block ahead ' . So they both agree they'll go there and both turn white . They start walking there and once they reach it the 1st black guy goes " I'll take the 10 dollar bill , go inside , and come back out white and give you the change . " The 2nd black guy says " Okay , we'll do that. " So he goes in . And 30 minutes later , he comes out white . So the 2nd black guy says " Give me the change . " And the 1st white guy ( Now a white guy ) shoves the 2nd black guy out of the way and says " I don't know you , ****** . " And keeps the change .
My friend told me it . And I laughed .
Erm , sorry for double posting ( first time ) . But the word that is ****** . It's N1gg3r .
I found that one funny as hell . Next joke ( I'm sorry if it's racist or you find it offensive for some reason. )
They're 2 poor black guys walking down a street and they see a 10 dollar bill lying on the ground . They both dive for it and start fighting and arguing who gets it . So the 1st black guy says " How bout' we find a place where we can split the 10 dollar bill to a 5 so it can be fair " and the 2nd black guy agrees . So they're walking down a road both holding a half of the 10 dollar bill tightly . They see a small sign that says ' A black man's dream , where a black person can turn white , $5.00 , 1 block ahead ' . So they both agree they'll go there and both turn white . They start walking there and once they reach it the 1st black guy goes " I'll take the 10 dollar bill , go inside , and come back out white and give you the change . " The 2nd black guy says " Okay , we'll do that. " So he goes in . And 30 minutes later , he comes out white . So the 2nd black guy says " Give me the change . " And the 1st white guy ( Now a white guy ) shoves the 2nd black guy out of the way and says " I don't know you , ****** . " And keeps the change .
My friend told me it . And I laughed .
Erm , sorry for double posting ( first time ) . But the word that is ****** . It's N1gg3r .
![[Image: 2cxck74.jpg]](http://i35.tinypic.com/2cxck74.jpg)
![[Image: spidermancopy.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/alfzz/spidermancopy.jpg)