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05-15-2007, 11:51 PM
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Ok ...get this ...my husband just came in from being out of town for a week fighting the fires in Florida,and stopped by the Airforce Base there,and stocked up at the base Liquor Store.One of you guys is actually stationed there I think.
He came home with 2 BOXES of alchohol.15 GALLONS of various liquors,9 bottles of wine,2 of those refridgerator boxes of Franzia..and a crap load of mixers.
Me: Dear GOD honey! Did you get laid or something? Are we celebrating?
Him:No...I was only taking advantage of cheap prices...
Me:Well that is not MY fault you didn't get laid...try harder next time dude!
Him:I was waiting until I got home for that.
Me:Oh I see...you brought her with you...is she cute?
At this point I got an evil look,then a gift and a passionate kiss.devilish:
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good one, how ever i am too sleepy to thik stright
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cheap prices are always nice.
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Yah but THAT is a LOT of booze! I think either he is planning to try suicide by alchohol poisoning,or get me drunk and have his way with me.rolleyes:
Yah I don't see that either.After 3 kids we pretty much established he accomplished this already.
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You know my address send some love over here, I'm talking about liquor not sex.
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05-18-2007, 12:27 AM
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Aemaeth Wrote:Get krunk.
LMFAO...I did I missed the computer chair last night and was laughing so hard I had trouble getting up.I got up and missed it AGAIN! At this point he just picked me up and carried me to bed....me mumbling protests sounding like..bbuft..iimmnoft,,DOns...put mes backs!
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You want Whisky,Gin,Tequila,Vodka,Rum,Brandy,or Kahlua....I won't name the wines..I can't pronounce them all....
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HAHAH damn thats a shit load of liqouor.
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that should last you a year right?
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Damn, sounds like Pam's next few late-night posts might be a little off, haha.
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Kyle Destroyer Wrote:Damn, sounds like Pam's next few late-night posts might be a little off, haha.
Dude,if you only knew.Frater drunk is hilarious as hell.Fuggy drunk means he drags you...repeatedly,into multi conversations.
I just laugh a lot and try to type in a somewhat legible manner. As far as how long the booze lasts,depends on how much he intends to drink of it.
The only one I like is Tequila shots with salt and lime.
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with pam there, that wont even last a month
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Mind you I had to put some of it way up on shelfs to get it off the counter.
What would have made you laugh,is me in the kitchen repeatedly climbing up and down the step stool.Because I can't reach even the second shelf.....>.<
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