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There are a lot of things you can do when you can't sleep. You can try to balance yourself on your one hinged toilet seat while promising to never again eat an entire jar of jalapenos while watching SportsCenter. You can have two cups of milk to try to counteract that. Also, you can remember that you're lactose intolerant. That's always fun.
People are always complaining when they didn't get enough sleep. I have no sympathy for you. "I was up all night cramming for this test." Maybe you wouldn't have to if you knew what classroom we have lecture in. "My roommate kept me up all night." Yeah, that's what you get with lottery housing. "I only slept 2 hours last night." Hey McConnell, considering the fact that you were getting ass all night, I don't feel bad for you at all. At least you could've tried to keep it down for your roommate.
I don't know why people say that your brain doesn't function well when you're tired. I find that I'm most creative when I can't sleep. You ever try really hard to do something and you manage to get everything else done, except the only thing you need? Same way. Instead of getting to sleep, or devising ways to get to sleep, I came up with a way for college students to save the environment. Guys: save water by peeing in the sink. You won't make a mess (with practice), and when you wash your hands, it's like, flushing. Clearly this doesn't apply to people who don't wash and/or rinse. It might be slightly more difficult for girls.
What's up with those f cuk shirts? Is anyone else f cuking sick of those yet or what?
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This made me laugh a few times, and alot of it is true. Just a rant, I write these as well.
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Thread moved...have fun ranting.
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Affirmative, I to am already sick of those stupid **** shirts. I remember being in school and having to be creative with my "inappropriate" attire to bend the rules but that is just stupid.
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Can someone post a pic of those shirts? I haven't been in College for years now so I have not seen what you are talking about.
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woah, the way you leaped from topic to topic, convinced me you were a female.
know what would save tree's and water at the same time? shitting in the forest and then continue to wipe your ass with all the leaves that already fell, then going to your neighbors house and use his water.
but i'm not going to do that, it goes against all common sense, like peeing in a sink, or for being blamed for tiredness because your roommate kept you up.
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Dude he is a guy...haven't you seen all the pics he has posted?WTF?
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anonymous Wrote:woah, the way you leaped from topic to topic, convinced me you were a female.
know what would save tree's and water at the same time? shitting in the forest and then continue to wipe your ass with all the leaves that already fell, then going to your neighbors house and use his water.
but i'm not going to do that, it goes against all common sense, like peeing in a sink, or for being blamed for tiredness because your roommate kept you up.
It is called SATIRE, wiki it.
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Satire is a complex notion for some....on a side note...I love the new Sig ZK...good job on that!
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Yes, some people just lead dull lives I guess.
And thanks.
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Well my days are not so much exciting as hilarious.I cooked a ham and cheese scrambled egg combo to put on a toasted muffin.
I also needed to have an account canceled,and after setting the plate next to the computer(also right next to the phone)...I turned to look up the number.
Well I am taking care of my daughters cat,and he has made the top of my scanner his daytime bed and sleeps next to me or in my lap.
This is normally fine until he gets rambunctious and breaks things.
Today he saw I was occupied and not at my food,so the little bastard reached down from the scanner and was eating it when I caught him.
Then my daughter comes over needing gas so we run up to 7-Eleven for gas..she parks on the wrong side for the gas and we back up..nearly nailing an old man....
Back at home she is kicking around cat toys to play with her cat,and one lands on a statuett of mine...(now in pieces I will have to superglue later)
Then walking to the mailbox I was nearly rundown by an old couple in a golfcart.......It is safer in front of the computer.
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Yeah, just stay incubated in a bubble. No cats, no kids, no old people behind the wheel.....of anything. Hehe. He you could get killed by an old man on a tricycle these days.
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When I spot an old man on a tricycle I will let ya know. As far as incubate I am not an egg and bubbles float...the hell are you even talking about?
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I was thinking of that movie, Bubble Boy. Go rent it and you will know what I am talking about. 
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Z3R0K00l Wrote:I was thinking of that movie, Bubble Boy. Go rent it and you will know what I am talking about.
rolleyes ude I HAVE seen it ...a few times...If I lived in a bubble I would not get out and do the things I do.
Like check on neighbors,shop,eat out,help fix cars,or work in the yard.
I just don't go "party" anymore ...that scene got old long ago.
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Check on the neighbors? Pam, you snoop.
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Z3R0K00l Wrote:Check on the neighbors? Pam, you snoop.
Some are very old and need help with things,and so I check on them for needs.We had a few die recently ,after long marriages,and so they need a bit of support in this grief.Often the survivor is a bit lost and just needs to know someone cares.
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