07-20-2007, 12:18 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI., dragging two huge plastic garbage bags
With her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying
Out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling out
Of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
Warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$50 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing.
With her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying
Out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling out
Of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
Warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$50 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing.
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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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i think i'm just gonna use a can from now on