08-20-2007, 10:33 PM
From Reader's Digest May 2003
Corporate Managers are always a good source of memorable quotes.Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top.
rolleyes:"As of tomorrow,employees will only be able to access the building,using individual security cards.Pictures will be taken next Wednesday,and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
rolleyes:"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
rolleyes:"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.It should be used only for company business."
rolleyes:"The project is so importan't we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
rolleyes:"We know that communication is a problem,but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees"
Submitted by E.T. Thompson
Corporate Managers are always a good source of memorable quotes.Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top.
rolleyes:"As of tomorrow,employees will only be able to access the building,using individual security cards.Pictures will be taken next Wednesday,and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
rolleyes:"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
rolleyes:"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.It should be used only for company business."
rolleyes:"The project is so importan't we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
rolleyes:"We know that communication is a problem,but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees"
Submitted by E.T. Thompson
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