Im Christian, why arent you?

[PantallicA]

Yo, not to stir up the *** or anything, but...

I keep my **** in a hollowed out bible. I also rolled a doob with page 666 today. It was very enlightening.

[Mathalamus]

eh its no roblem pant. everyone has their use of the bible.

[Pamela]

Pant you Godamn LIAR...you just do not want people to know you actually believe and are a good guy.


No matter how bad you piss me off...you ARE a good guy.

[Mushroom]

[Nethran]

Thanks for posting something stupid with a bunch of shit taken out of context just to make the religion that a fair portion of the people who frequent this site believe in look like a joke. Seems like a kind and smart thing to do.

You obviously have no background information on Christianity or Judaism, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it and made yourself look ignorant in the eyes of people who know better.

[Mathalamus]

as i recall he didnt rerasie as a zombie. he rerasied and then went to heaven.

[wazzacky]

nice touch math, neth pretty much summed it up tho.

[Aemaeth]

This is awesome <3
I don't realy see what's taken out of context from it, it sums up the major parts.
And if calling him a zombie is the only thing you can pick apart...well, damn, sense of humor much?

[FraterPerdurabo]

Thanks for posting something stupid with a bunch of shit taken out of context just to make the religion that a fair portion of the people who frequent this site believe in look like a joke. Seems like a kind and smart thing to do.

You obviously have no background information on Christianity or Judaism, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it and made yourself look ignorant in the eyes of people who know better.

Hey, I actually have background in christianity and also of many other religions, and you know if could take the internets equivalent of a dump then I'd really do it right here in this very thread. Yeah, cos' you know, I'm ready.

[Z3R0]

From someone who has extensive knowledge and education in ancient history, religion, religous theories, doctrines, and beliefs.....I can say that personally from what I have learned in my circles through differant religions and a few secret societies, that Christanity if a religion based on fallacies uncountable. For instance, you take the Jewish race, with their long history of seclusion and independancy. Jews in those days didn't associate with other peoples. If you weren't Jewish, you weren't welcome or regonized in the community. Paul was a gentile. This means he was, nor could be accepted into the Jewish community. Anyone not a Jew, was an outcast(gentile).

In truth, Paul was a Roman, and invented the Christian faith after hearing about this mysterious man that could preform miracles (alchemy), and was raised from the dead ( lion grip, secret society ritual). Jesus was not even this miracle man's name; there is no 'J' in the Hebrew alphabet. Jesus was either a name, or title given by Paul when writing to the Church.

Another interesting point, is the crucifixtion. In Christanity, Jesus was crucified on a cross in the shape of a lower case 't'. In history, Romans were not known to use this shape of cross; their crosses were in the shape of 'X' and 'T', both having places to nail the feet and hands, there was no top peice needed to support the head. The 't' became the sybol of Christanity, which, ironicly was the symbol for the Roman soilder god, Mithras, who's symbol was a sword with its point facing down.

The study of this goes much deeper, concerning things such as the Virgin Birth, and other symbolism. If you are interested in hearing more, feel free to PM me.

[Pamela]

This is why you should not debate religion.....passion runs high and reason gets lost in emotion.That was a funny pic though and was meant as humor...come ON GUYS...lighten up some!

[Siris]

I believe Jesus's name was Yasub or something like that. And you're right Jesus actually refused to heal some people because they were not jewish. That fact is in the bible. If you believe in the crucifixion then He would have only died for the sins of the Jewish people.

The Idea the jesus is god and god is jesus and that with them that the holy spirit makes a trinitany comes from the romans as well. They worshipped a three-headed god.

[Mathalamus]

well the jewish people were secluded a lot. i see no problem with jesus refusing to heal people cause they are not jewish, its cause they dont follow our God.

[Z3R0]

Well, if you actually read the Bible in detail, and pay attention, you see a lot of things that don't really fit, and you see a lot of things that come from other sources...before Christianity originated. Jesus went to Egypt when he was young to learn. When he came back, he was teaching his Teachers. Egypt has always been a bit of an advanced country, and it's been rumoured for many, many years that they have had outside (possibly otherwordly) influence and assistance.

But if you pay attention, you'll see that he wasn't preforming miracles, he was simply using what he had learned. When he cured the blind man, he took some things, mixed them with some mud, and rubbed in in the mans eyes. It wasn't a mircale that the man could then see, it was alchemy, a very high and sophisticated way of life, which the Egyptians had studied very deeply. This is why when Moses went to Pharoh to try to intimidate him with his tricks, the Egyptian Magi were able to mimick him, with the snakes from the staff, and blood to water.

It's common practice that if we can't explain something, or know how it works, we call it magic or a miracle. If you took a packet of red koolaid back to that time, and poured it in a glass of water, people would think you had turned water to blood. Same thing with Red Dye. People don't thing about these things though, they read, and listen to what they are told and just take it as is. You can't just believe everything you read or hear, go research it. I've done a lot of research over the years, and I've been able to seperate fact from fiction. However, any wise person will be able to entertain a thought, without necessarily having to accept it.

Some more examples would be like the Virgin Birth. Long before Jesus' time, Mithras, the Roman Soilder God was around, and it's said his birth was from that of a virgin. And before either of them, Horus, son of Osiris and Isis, was born from Isis, which is said to have been a virgin birth. Just because Osiris is his father, doesn't mean the he sired him; this is akin to the step-parents we have today. Also, virgin births are not recorded among only the divine.

About two thousand years before the Christian era Mut-em-ua, the virgin Queen of Egypt, was said to have given birth to the Pharaoh Amenkept (or Amenophis) III, who built the temple of Luxor. Also, Jesus' real name was Yeshua of Nazareth, which in English would be Joshua. And Christ wasn't his last name, it was the Greek word for 'annointed one'.

[Mathalamus]

egypt just happend to be in the right location (the nile river in the fertile crescent) to be this advanced.

[Siris]

Zero, I disagree with you on a few points. I'm gonna have to come back to it though so that I can pull my sources and have my facts straight.

Math,... You're just an idiot.

[Mathalamus]

oh siris, when will you learn that im talking sensibly? you are an idiot for not thinking.

[-eMe-]

//well the jewish people were secluded a lot. i see no problem with jesus refusing to heal people cause they are not jewish, its cause they dont follow our God.//

show me where it says that in the bible.

//But if you pay attention, you'll see that he wasn't preforming miracles, he was simply using what he had learned. When he cured the blind man, he took some things, mixed them with some mud, and rubbed in in the mans eyes. It wasn't a mircale that the man could then see, it was alchemy, a very high and sophisticated way of life, which the Egyptians had studied very deeply.//

"some things"? like what? even if there were just "some things" how do you explain mixing those some things with mud cured the man's blindness?

do you even know what alchemy is EXACTLY?

//Thanks for posting something stupid with a bunch of shit taken out of context just to make the religion that a fair portion of the people who frequent this site believe in look like a joke. Seems like a kind and smart thing to do.

You obviously have no background information on Christianity or Judaism, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it and made yourself look ignorant in the eyes of people who know better.//

good point nethran!

[Pamela]

May I request this thread be made special? Like the Insult that Asshole Above you! Thread and move this to the Spam section? Not MUCH flaming going on...but it is a tad spam filled. It will be a never ending debate and the arguments will never end.

Respectfully,
Pamela

[Mathalamus]

i perfer christianity cause its fits me the best.