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An elderly man walks into a confessional... The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked
up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had
sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
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errrr... i dont get it
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LOL well as a man ages his sexual functions slow way down typically.
So any man of that age that can have that kind of sex with younger women is phenomanal.
If I were him....I'd brag too!
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hmm. i see. but i still dont get the joke :p
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He was Jewish...confessing to a Catholic priest. The humor is that. The Priest was confused. Add in the length of the mans marriage,and why he would want to tell anyone.
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i guess i am just thick headed... or have a different sense of humor. haha
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LOL, you guys are still trying to explain it to him? laugh:
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