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One day a man went to go shopping for his wife's birthday. He walked into a voodoo shop and asked the clerk "Do you have anything good?" The clerk said "Yeah, 'Voodoo Dildo' it just came in" "How does it work?" asked the man. The clerk explained "Well, you say voodoo dildo then the name of an object then the dildo humps it. Voodoo Dildo Doorknob" Sure enough, it humped the doorknob. "I'll take it!" said the man. He presented to his wife and explained it to her. "Voodoo Dildo My *****" yelled his wife. It started humping her. She went out for a drive. The dildo was so good it pained her so her foot forced on the pedal. A nearby cop stopped her for speeding. "The cop started talking "Did you know you were speeding?" She answered "It's not my fault, it's the Voodoo Dildo!" The cop didn't believe her.
"Voodoo Dildo My ***"
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not very funny, its pretty disgusting too
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you might not think much of it but most the people i know like it
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Was funny, yet lame. IDK why.
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Dildo on police mans ***... *lame to all guys unless your gay!!*
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why cant I laugh I know its funny....
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oldest joke in the book.... its still good though
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I've never heard anything like that. I thought the oldest joke was "Why did the chicken cross the road"?
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easy mistake, elterion
actually, the voodoo dildo joke predates the chicken joke by several years. not to mention that the chicken joke isnt funny.
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lolzzz it was pretty funny
and the cop got what he deserves
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