The almighty racist jokes

[Veck]

What do you do when you see a black guy layin in a pool of blood?

Stop laughing and reload.



Whats long, black, and smells bad?

The line at the welfare counter.



How do you get copper wire?

2 jews fighting over a penny.



How do you fit 153 jews into a car?

3 in the back 2 in the front and the rest in the ash tray



Whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?

A pizza can feed a family of five.



Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Pizzas dont scream when you put em in the oven.



Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.



What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.



What do you call a mexican baptism?

Bean dip.



Why wouldnt the black guy let his daughter marry the mexican?

He thought the kids would be to lazy to steal



Whats faster then a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon.



Why are jews noses so big?

Cause air is FREE.



Why were the jews roamin the desert for 40 years?

Someone dropped a quarter.



Whats the difference between a gay person and a bed?

You dont jump on the bed with your boots on.



Whats the difference between a gay person and a nazi?

About 45 degrees.



Cant remember the rest..ill post em later

*Note* I am in no way racist, i just find these jokes amusing.

[Burner03]

i dont get it..

[Bowbow]

lol nice, ive hurd sum b4.

Heres sum i got along time ago :

What do you do when you run over a black person?

Reverse

Whats yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A bus full of black ppl falling off a cliff.

What do you say when you see a tv floating around at night?

Drop it ******!

How do you get 20 black ppl to fit into a car?

Throw in a job application.

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All i can remember for now. N i am not racist.... or am i.

[laMe]

Hmmm why aren’t there any racist jokes against white people? I don’t find any of these jokes funny, only sickening and I pity your small intellect...Please think about what you are saying before you post it...

[Veck]

Wow mr.serious over here seems to want everything to be super politically correct. Just jokes man.

[Nubli]

Hmmm why aren’t there any racist jokes against white people? I don’t find any of these jokes funny, only sickening and I pity your small intellect...Please think about what you are saying before you post it...

It's titled racist jokes retard... if you dont find them funny and only sickening then DONT COME BACK IN THIS THREAD!! Sheesh, idiots these days.

[laMe]

I see plenty of Racist Jokes in here but non regarding white people? Why?

[Nubli]

Because it was white people who made up these jokes. I guess theres nothing funny with white people.

[Captian Becard]

heres 1!
whats the diffrence between a balck women breast feeding her baby and a white women?the black baby gets choclate milk.laugh?

[Nubli]

yum.

[Captian Becard]

white people are likea oh oh oreo.ur white on the outside and black in the inside.

[Bowbow]

....man that made no sense at all.

[Captian Becard]

is ur job 2 **** me off?

[Bowbow]

= ) naa its just coincidence , heh sry if i made it seem that way.

[Silver Ice]

Whats faster then a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon.

lol thats one of the funniest ones ive heard

heres another one

what happened to the jew when he walked into the wall with a hard on?

he broke his nose.

[Zyclo]

lol, not be racist but some are funny.

[Lycshiftz]

ok u complain theres no jokes about white people well heres one:

What do u call a gay white man?

a cumbucket.


Whats the difference between a white rock star and a black rock star?

a straight 6.

What are black people scared of?
Bleach

U know ure a redneck when ur wife shows more cleavage then ur truck bed.

Why do black people have *supposedly* the biggest ****s?
God felt sorry he put pubes on their heads.

Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push ur stool in.

Whats hitlers least favorite planet?
Jupiter (dur)

Why do black people wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds wont shit on their lips.

Whats the difference between michael jackson and richard simmons?
300 pound women.


I have more I just cant remember em all. I got a lot of white jokes.

[elterion]

I see plenty of Racist Jokes in here but non regarding white people? Why?

here are sum white person jokes. stop complaining you baby.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"


What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up ****s.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's **** tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

[dim_sum]

Lol nice those some funny jokes i know a very lttle few so here goes....

How do you fit 5000 vietnamese people in a jar?
Tell them it floats

Why don't you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike?
It's probably yours

Why do you go to a black man's garage sale?
To get your sutff back

What do you call a group of etheopian children?
A barcode

What do you call a black man going down a slide?
Sewerage

[Lycshiftz]

Ok Im sorry but I have just decided that I ****ing hate mexicans.

Heres my reason:

I spent 3 years scripting a game. I gave the scripts to my friend so he could compile them and host it.
We got the game up and running. About a week after we get a few players and stuff he decides hes gonna take credit for all the scripts IP ban me from the game. Move the scripts to a different IP. And put a tag on all my scripts and say he made them.

This supposedly being my best friend *Mexican*.