Gonna Be a Bear!

[Pamela]

Gonna Be a Bear!

In this life Im a woman. In my next life I,d like to come back as a bear!When youre a bear you get to hybernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that!

Before you hybernate,you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.I could deal with that!

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping,and wake to partially grown ,cute cuddly cubs.I could defintely deal with that!

If you are a Mama bear everyone knows you mean business.You swat anyone that bothers your cubs.If your cubs get out of line...you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you are a bear,your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs
and excess body fat!


Yup...Im gonna be a bear!

[Maniac]

I wanna be either God, an Inland Taipan, or a Penguin.

[-=(Jessica)=-]

I wanna be a a person with superpowers :-)
WOOOHOOO

[Mc_Blackzon]

And if your a bear you don't have to shave your legs!! Or go on a diet!!!

[BIllyJoe1998]

Id wanna be a racoon or a skunk. right?

[kue380]

when i come back i wanna be a kangaroo =P

[SpoonMan999]

I wanna be a Ferret cause those things just kick ***.

[Mc_Blackzon]

I would wana be a Dolphin! I would wana come back as that cuz I just love the water

[RK-DemonSpawned]

I wanna be Shamu because he is hurting people and they blame it on hormonal rages.

It just proves that celebrities can get away with anything.

[Po_boy]

I wanna live peacefully in my casket watching my body decompose.

[Veck]

I dont want to come back.

[styx]

i dunt want to come back too... but if i have to,

id be a cow from india cowz are godz there.

[Po_boy]

Cows are cool. They moo and eat I could live that livestyle..

[Mc_Blackzon]

I wouldn't wana be a cow. lol they get cut up and sold to the food store and then you buy it and eat it!!!kinda strange if you ask me but yea a cow would be cool!
A penguin wouldn't be so bad!! they go and slide down snow ramps And go on there stomic as well as going dow snow ramps!:p

[styx]

also they can eat grass... how cool is that?

[Mc_Blackzon]

I dunno. I wonder what grass tasts like for a cow... I wonder if it is good.. or if they are just forced to eat it heh

[Po_boy]

Plus you hardly have to walk that's awesome

[styx]

omg thats the life.. though i kinda like opposoble thumbs..

[SpoonMan999]

Eh they're over rated.

[Po_boy]

Thumbs, a great sign of evolution.