Diablo 3 item generator

[Totte_91boy]

Anal Beads <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
75 - 80 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[XxSlayer2004xX]

Illeagal Cork Screw of Ejactulation <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
87 - 230 Damage <!- Illeagal ->
DUPED ITEM <!- of Ejactulation ->
-140 to dexterity </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Lifted]

<CENTER>Your item is:
Nylon Robes of Syphillis <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
4 - 5 Damage <!- Nylon ->
-3 to coolness <!- of Syphillis ->
Can only be healed with topical cream
Monsters will not come near you
Run/walk now funny <!- Face ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>lol this is just wrong

[Burner03]

<CENTER>Your item is:
Legendary Fetus of Trading <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
45 - 84 Damage <!- Legendary ->
Cannot be forgotten <!- of Trading ->
30% chance to rip someone off
50% chance item is duped
10% chance of getting trade hacked <!- Slut ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Satin Skirt of Tentacles <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
110 - 230 Damage <!- Satin ->
+3 damage to female monsters <!- of Tentacles ->
Shows monsters your ex-girlfriends private area in a massively disturbing vision </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>... k

<CENTER>Your item is:
Loose Pig Sticker of Godliness <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
42 - 42 Damage <!- Loose ->
30% chance player can bed monster <!- of Godliness ->
All monsters run from you
+9000% damage to demons
+9000% damage to undead
Baal dies as soon as you join the game </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> lol ^^

Your item is:
Lewd Wanker <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><!- Lewd Wanker ->**** Ring
1 - 2 damage
+4 to defense
+1 to perve skills
+10% resist orgasm
Can only be worn by the Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, and Druid (for obvious reasons) </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> ahaha thats pimped

[DiscoFroMan]

Ah god that is funny as hell Lol U mind if u\i use those?

[ZooKeeper]

Pubic Hair of Prostitution <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>

86 - 123 Damage <!- of Prostitution ->
Can only be used by Assassin, Sorceress, or Amazon
+900% to gold find </CENTER>
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
***** Napkin Ring <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-1 - 0 Damage <!- ***** ->
20% chance sand creepers will hump player's leg</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Hahahahaha

[logic.]

The Avocado Trio's Branch <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- The Avocado Trio's ->
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating <!- of Vileness ->
+3 to Dave's Mom Skills <!- Envious ->
Party members wish they were you </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

lol kool

[\/iNcEnT]

Your item is:
Nazi of Breasts <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- of Breasts ->
Hit causes monsters to stare
+30% to bra size </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[defaultstring2]

godly......

[XxSlayer2004xX]

hehehehehe its amazing how easy ppl get amused these days....I love it lol

Roach Clip <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
110 - 230 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>