stupid jokes

[A|fzZz]

the last ones gross...

[Mr. Fabulous]

That's good to know.

[XxDark_MindxX]

okay heres some more,

okay a mom was baking a cake for her sons B day and he had gotten a BB gun that day well when she was making the cake a few BB's fell in well she said its okay and goes on baking the cake she finishes and they eat well latter that night the kids went up too the mom the first one said mom i just peed out a BB the second kid said mom i peed out 2 BB's the third kid laughing histericly says MOM i was jacking off and i shot the dog.

[Rumors]

Your fat.

Hahahahaha.

Stupid enough?

[TroGdoR]

Stop Spamming before I pile drive u NoShot.

[Rumors]

Ok sorry.

lol

[TroGdoR]

Good boy. *pats noshot on the head and gives him a cookie. A poisoned cookie!!!!*

[Rumors]

Yummy...

Oh no!!!!

Gags.

Falls down holding flower.

[Mr. Fabulous]

Good one Dark.

Hey Trog why dont I get a cookie?*cuts open no shot, digs into his stomach* Theres my cookie *eats a lung by accident*.

[XxDark_MindxX]

lol off topic but funny, anyways lets see what else i can come up with, sorry i couldnt think of anything i know alot of racist jokes but im trying too stay away from them cause of this threads name, and because theres already a racist joke thread, okay im gonna post one in racist thread just for fun. Also im in know means racist.

(edited) Okay theres four people in a airplain bill clinton a boy scout a priest and the vice president, okay the airplain caught on fire theres only three parashoots so bill clinton says i have too take one because im the president the world needs me so he jumps out, then the vice pres says the world will need me if bill clinton dies so he takes a parashoot and jumps out the preist tells the boy scout too take the last parashoot and jump the boy scout says no no its okay we both can i gave bill clinton my back pack... lame but good.

[Mr. Fabulous]

I heard that one a long time ago, but it's still good.

Here's a stupid Michael Jackson one.
Q:Why are Michael Jacksons pants so small?

A:because he got dressed in the dark.

[XxDark_MindxX]

sorry it doesnt make sence but dont explain it on here pm me please dont wanna ruin it for others, i know another joke but i forgot how it goes exactly.

[Muse]

what do tasmanians call pokemon?

ANS: poke your mum

very disturbing, this was aired on cheez tv 4 (i think) years ago

[XxDark_MindxX]

...okay... lol... Heres some things too do too friends,

Tell your friend you cant make butter pruduce heat just by adding salt then wave your hand over the butter with salt, and say oh yeah its warming up and tell your friend too do the same, when he does slam his hand into the butter boom he was just tricked.

sorry i thought i knew more.

[cheez_man]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To prove he was'nt chicken!

[DeStRuCtIoN]

how scary would the 4th one be to find ur kid [email=!@#$ing]!@#$ing[/email] ur wife????

[AKA_KickYoAss]

one day the teacher walked into her room and saw the word "p-enis" written on the board..so she erased it...the next day it was there and a little bit bigger...then she erased it again...and the next day it was even bigger..she was starting to get mad..she erased it...the next day the board had "p-enis" written really big and a message below it saying "the more you rub it the bigger it gets"
lol i love that joke

[n3kk1d-l337]

Uhh Stupid Joke from me yes?

Ok:

Want to hear somethin' nasty?
When you sit on your grandfather's lap and he gets a boner.
Want to hear somethin' nastier?
When you sit on your grandmother's lap and SHE gets a boner.

Eww...