Logic??

[Pamela]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they aren't going anywhere in =
life and think they should go to college to get ahead.
>
>Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, =
history and logic.
>
>"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
>
>The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
>weed-eater?"
>
>"I sure do," answers the redneck.
>
>"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the
>professor.
>
>"That's real good." The redneck responds in awe.
>
>The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me that since you have
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a >yard, you also have a house."
>
>Impressed, the redneck shouts,"GAWL-LEEE!"
>
>"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by
>yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
>
>"Sally Mae!! This is incredible!" Bubba exclaims.
>
>Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
>heterosexual rather than homosexual," says the professor.
>
>"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I =
ever heard of. I caint wait to take this here logic class."
>
>Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the
>hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya =
takin?" asks>Cooter.
>
>"Math, history, and logic." replies Bubba.
>
>"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter?
>
>"Let me give ya an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
>"No."
>
>"You're a queer, ain't ya?"

[laMe]

rofl:laugh:

[Demonic]

lmfao:laugh:

[Veck]

hahhaha nice one.

[A|fzZz]

LMFAO....pamela jokes are best!

[Pamela]

*Takes a bow!* Thanks guys!!! I am just glad you enjoy them!

[Fuggle]

lol when time slows down what better than to read pams jokes lol

[Silver Ice]

lol thats 1 smart red neck