Funniest Noobs In D2

[DeOxY]

Everyone has had their noob moments, but its great to look at other people and think "Damn, was I ever THAT much of a noob?" Chances are, you weren't. Unless you are like the people I see today with Zod'd Stormshields or things like that. Another funny thing I have heard lately was "How much gold is an SoJ worth?" More than you have, ******!!! Anyway, I wanna here your dumbass noob stories about what you did or what you have seen.:laugh:

[Dynafrom]

the funniest noob story i heard was when i was scrolling thru d2sector and i saw this thread called

Funniest Noobs In D2

and there was this guys telling a funny story bout him zodding his stormshield and asking how much gold an soj is worth... thats gotta be the funniest story

[BlindMansTicket]

God bless smartasses.

[Dynafrom]

how do u have 0.10 points...

[BlindMansTicket]

I wonder that too from time to time myself. The only logical thing I can think of is interest from that bank do dad.

[elterion]

Say you have 100.10 points. You deposit 100 and you have 0.10 left.

[mpeck]

the same way you have Points: 85.10 , he just put an even amount in the bank, or had an uneven amount and spent them and it ended up like that

[BlindMansTicket]

I am pretty sure I put all of my points in at once.

[Dynafrom]

weird

[Silver Ice]

ive seen a guy saying occy was a ring, and the occulus weapon was a hacked weapon lol

ive also seen a guy with a zoded lightsabre
and a person with a zoded ire

[D2 destroyer]

Funniest thing happened to me... i was in this baal run game and i said barb bo me and i will tele... the barb is like uhhhh... lol he doesn't know what it means oh well noobs..it may not be funny but u can tell he is a noob

[baditz06]

whats bo???
lol jk

[nujabes]

my bros a noob. he just doesnt noe wut things r and i keep tellin me and later he goes like wait wuts a hoto or somethin. and i tell him im makin hoto and hes like oo how much dmg does it do? i said its a castin weap it doesnt do dmg. just hes like how much ed does hoto hav?

i dont really care about him not knowin it but its annoyin. and he used to keep shit charms like da ones wit 1-2charms and 25pdgcs. he says "it all adds up"

[mpeck]

whats bo???

i was acually in a game before, and i asked this barb what lvl BO he had and he goes Whats BO?, and i told him Battle Orders and he said "oh", i havnt put any points into it yet, and he was like lvl 70 or 80.

[¥ØÐÅ]

i think its pretty funny when u see people with ali babas and they put ptopazes in it.

[Warslut]

I was called a Noob because I had an unid Gaze[Grim Helm] and was told it was Wormskull and i was a scammer...

[Rumors]

I once asked a barb to bo me so i can tele tou baal in hell.

He says wtf is bo?

Im like battle orders.

He said oh i dont have it.

And i was like wtf? what barb doesnt have BO.

He says he wants to be unique a one of a kind baba.

I think that was pretty funny

[SoulessKnight]

best is when u have noob friends and can get a gul rune for a shako and a bk ring for a aldurs helm and he thinks he is getting the good deal

[Dynafrom]

smae thing happened: tal helm, orb, belt, griz weap, griz arm, trang helm, trang shield 4 arach lol