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Stalkers Suck.
#1
Wtf? I met a girl yesterday and she's obsessing about me. Does anyone know what to do? It's driving me MAD!! Have any of you had problems like this? Seriously, I don't want this to go any further. Garrrrrrrrrrr I'm going to kill my friend for introducing her to me.
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#2
is she hot?
Business & Computer Science major
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#3
stick ur winky out and watch her run Wink
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#4
If she's hot, just sit down, watch a movie, and have her rub herself all over you. Within 30 seconds clothes are strewn about.
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#5
ahaha thats a good 1 but which movie..?
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#6
one with low volume so you dont get distracted.
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#7
N u b l i Wrote:If she's hot, just sit down, watch a movie, and have her rub herself all over you. Within 30 seconds clothes are strewn about.

Ya baby *calls up all the hot girls i know and invite them over* grab some crappy movie through it in real fast then let the fun begin!! Wink
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#8
If she was hot I wouldn't be in this predicament, now would I?

She's chubby. She could be hot, but she's not. Plus, she's too damn CLINGY!! She wouldn't have sex anyways.
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#9
i had a necropheliac chick for a stalker..

it was terrible.
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#10
thats just mean making a forum like this... dont u think?
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#11
LOL VECK!

I definitely don't think it's mean. If she finds it, that proves my theory that she's a stalker.
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#12
lol
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#13
Just tell her how you feel. If she has food in her hands then back away 5 feet before saying it.
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#14
Tell her you'll give her pie if she leaves you alone.
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#15
I love having stalkers. Right know I have 2. Just mess with them, strip suggestivly when you know they're watching.
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#16
u could try being a jerk or really annoying too
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#17
Tell her to fu.ck off? I have one aswell, he is male. fat and scary. He folloows me going "sup dude" and i usualy run off screaming. no joke.
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#18
elterion Wrote:Tell her you'll give her pie if she leaves you alone.



I want pie.














NOW BASTARD
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FraterPerdurabo Wrote:
Skye Wrote:You don't like it? Why is that?
Probably because I fail to appreciate the beauty in what I see around me constantly.
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#19
its not always good because its usually the ugly people u least expect Big Grin lol
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#20
Cool, nice time to find out that fudge's my e-stalker. Dude, I want a pie from elt, he'll gimmie two, you can have one if you'll stfu for five minutes and leave me alone, :laugh:
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FraterPerdurabo Wrote:
Skye Wrote:You don't like it? Why is that?
Probably because I fail to appreciate the beauty in what I see around me constantly.
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