.hack//virus's Hangout Spot

[Beholder99]

*beholders body all of a sudden turns to goo and pours out of endromedas hand and reforms into beholder again as if hes never been harmed*
*then he forms his arm into a canon and fires at kellard for being annoying*
then blasts endromeda*
*then turns his arm into a super powerful gravity canon and fires at his nano bots making it impossible for them to reconstruct endrom*
*then pulls out a pouch of infinite space and thros whatever remains of endromeda

[Nethran]

*catches the canonball, cuts it into thinner than paper-thin pieces and throws them frisbee style at Beholder99, who is cut into thin slices of meat that fall into a bloody pile of irressurectable, unrepairable, unreincarnatable bologna*

[elterion]

*waves his hand and the fart turns to butterflys of all diffrent colers poaring out of thegrave's back side*
*laughs*
*all is silent as every 1 watches the rainbow of butterflys vanish into the side of a tree*

*sits down on the rocking chair that just apeared underneath him*
*lights up the corn cob pipe*
*wonders wat crawled up andromedoism's a** *
"s*** buddie chill out."
*another corn cob pipe apears in andromadaly's moulth*
*wonders wat happened to pam*

*quickly snatchs blind man an hags him on a edge of a rune gravs fishing stings and net from my tackle box and ties blind to the edge FOREVER*

*stomps out fire*

*Whistles humble tune as he spreads gasoline around. Lights a match* See ya.

What exactly is the point of this thread?

Seems a little weird to me

[Beholder99]

*again turns to goo and reforms back into beholder then morphs his arm into a sword and slashs kellards head off the procedes to cut him down even more then opens his bag of inifinte space and throws him into it*

[endromada]

ha!
you missed one nanobot and one strand of DNA!
*nanobot quicky build one other nano which builds one nano, and the first one build as nano, so those four then build 4 nano, etc*
*once nanobots are done bulding themselves they replicate my DNA until i'm whole*
*nano's reform to my suit that is kellard proof*

[Beholder99]

*completely befuble****ed and embarresed for his mistake out lines a ritualistc circle and proceeds to chant words*
*Finish his chant and makes all the bones and muscles in endromada paralized(sry bout spelling) making him unable to move*
*proceeds to stick endromada's body into the pouch*
*thinks to self if this doesnt work i'll just give up and watch tv*

[Ascidus]

Hi, Pamela.
And... I still don't see how you people can go back in time after I've killed you. You're dead. It's hard to climb into a time machine when you have been completely obliterated. You have no legs. You have no hands with which to operate such machinery. How? How could you do it? And yes, even the nanobots would have been killed. Why? Because of what radiation is and because of what nanobots are. Their tiny, microscopic circuits would have been quite marred by the flying bits of subatomic particles and all. So...basically I executed perfectly an act which caused the end of .hack//virus and his hangout. Why? Well, I am evil. Need more be said?

Burnt? lol

[Beholder99]

(just ignore him he will eventually go away)

[Nethran]

will not.. liar. *squirts you with a squirt gun* Bahahahaha. Beholder died. :o

[Ascidus]

*Joins the ranks of Kellards extremely small army* We wont die, we wont die if you chop off our heads! *Begins chanting to defeat the british* Go Moses! Go Moses! Go Moses! M-O-A-Ozis!

[Nethran]

Rofl!! I just watched that.. like.. 5 minutes ago. Behold the power of the almighty albino black sheep. I like beans!

[Beholder99]

* *
"now im all wet*
*wips out a super soaker and proceedes to drench kellard*

[Ascidus]

Rofl!! I just watched that.. like.. 5 minutes ago. Behold the power of the almighty albino black sheep. I like beans!

(lol have you seen The Demented Cartoon Movie? That's a classic.)

*Jumps on his trustworthy steed, The Albino Black Sheep, fillets Beholder, and rides away into the sun*
Yee-Haw! *Headcrabs attack him and hes turns into a Headcrab Zombie*

[endromada]

*nanobots make me new bones and muscles*
YAY!
*make a super nano tv controller for beholder becasue he finnaly gave up trying to kill me*

[Beholder99]

*reforms and pulls out a whistle*
*Blows on whistle and a sheep dog comes out of no where*
*commands the dogs to chase the black sheep*
dog starts attacking malcie's sheep making it start running to a cliff and eventualy makes them fall off killing them instantly*
*looks at endromeda "i loath you" and sits down*

[Nethran]

*chops off Beholders head* *whips out a frying pan* Who wants necrotic crab meat?

[Ascidus]

Me! Me! Me! I Am Zombie!!!!

[Beholder99]

melds back together and attacks kellard engulfing him and in a sec he now becomse nothing but processed enzymes

[Nethran]

You can't spell, type, or punctuate. The trifecta of literarily retarded. *gives a 4th grade english exam to beholder and watches him fail miserably* I knew it. How old are you?

[TroGdoR]

Kellard you love making up words. And becuz I like yah too much, I can't bad mouth your attempts. Instead I can laugh at your Shakespearic attempts to our English language.