The almighty racist jokes

[fusion5000]

Heres a couple mexican jokes!

why do mexicans have small stearing wheels!
So they can drive with there handcufs on!

Im not Racist i got a color TV!

[Shanon]

Who was the best jewish cook?
Hitler!

[elterion]

lol thats just cruel

[Wanderinsamurai]

imao

[Veck]

haahha nice one.

[Syn3rgy]

i like that one, jew with coupon, lol

[Silver Ice]

lol i liked the bike joke about the black guy. heres a couple more

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? a parch bench can support a family of 5

how do you swat 200 flies at once? hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

three hindus in a jeep went off a cliff, whats the sad part? the jeep seated 5.

what do you get when you cross a mexican with a black guy? a guy whos too lazy to steal.

[Syn3rgy]

i dont get the hindu one.......and the stealing one........explain please?

[Silver Ice]

its sad when a jeep with only 3 hindus went off a cliff, and a person would want the whole jeep full of them.

and its heard that since mexicans are poor, their thought to be lazy. and since black people usually steal, black person crossed with a mexican would be a person too lazy to steal.

[Rob]

What do you call an old black man? Retired farm equipment.

What do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag? Twix

What's the most confusing day in harlem? Fathers day

How do you get a African American out of the front yard? Hang him in the back.

What was good about the million man march? Only three people missed work.

i'll post more later .....

[Veck]

hahah nice, i hadnt heard those before.

[Silver Ice]

comeone people post more racist jokes.

heres one you've probly heard before

what is the difference between an apple pie and a jew. an apple pie doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.

[Veck]

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a pool?

Bean dip.


Whats the difference between a toaster and a jewish american princess?

A toaster doesnt follow you around after you use it.


Ill remember some more later..

[Lycshiftz]

Whats the difference between a toaster and a jewish american princess?

A toaster doesnt follow you around after you use it.

ROFL

[XxHolyThunderxX]

Heres one What do u call a pool full of black people...

A: a bool of coco crips

whats do u call a black priest...

A: Holy Shit
Lol the Priest one is old but though i would post it Lol

i hate ******z im srrry there just like dead wait they serve absolutly purpose in this wowrld accept to serve th white people

[splintercell]

Ok you should be banned for that comment, be glad i'm not a moderator. For the record I am white. Posted by elterion " What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!" I went out with a white girl last night who has a big and round one. Not that the joke was true in the first place, but in case there were doubts.
Anyway, here is another white person joke.
in the ghetto? Dead man walking.
What do you call a white man playing basketball? The shortest guy out there.

[xxzekexx]

A few :p
Q:Why do blacks keep chickens in they're back yards?
A:To teach there kids how to walk!


Q:What starts with N and ends with R that you would never call a black person?
A:Neighbour

[splintercell]

[QUOTE=xxzekexx]A few :p
Q:Why do blacks keep chickens in they're back yards?
A:To teach there kids how to walk!

LOL ok that one is just funny. *note that I am in no way racist*

[killa420]

lol i got two black ones kinda mean but who cares?
q:Whats the difference between a Pizza and a black guy?
a;a pizza can feed a famillyyy

Q:what do u call a bunch of black people skydiving?
A:air polution.

Q:why are there only two paul bearers at a funeral?
A: theres only two handles on a trash can (6 on a coffin) haha

PS...can anyone make me a cool sig like a long sniper rifle or an ak47 with cool shit in the background, maybe fire or a grenade or something thanx pm me well talk

[Rob]

Lmao@ you guys. You laugh at jokes and feel like you have to cover your ***..

*note that I am in no way racist*

hahahahhaah

oh, as I promised..


why do black women wear no panties to picnics? to keep the flies off the chicken

pontiac= poor old ****** think's its a cadilac(old but w/e)

what's wrong with this picture: 3 ******s drive off a cliff in an old school mercury? it seats five

did you hear about the new chap stick for black people? it comes in a spray can

how does every black joke start? -looks around to make sure no ******s are around-

what do you call a black guy walking down the street? a ******