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Joke Contest
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whiteniggr Wrote:about ur sig, theres new family guy on may 1? i thought it was canceled

Is it canceled?...and i forgot thats was in there.

And this is from MadTv-

Growing old

Hello there old man in the mirror
yes u staring back from the walls
time has not been kind to u
for example take a look at your balls
they hang like a loose fleshy pengilum
no longer tight like so long ago
these days they poke from my pant leg
how did my balls every get so low
they use to be feral and hairy
a scrodum of world renown
now there like to shriveled resins
made hairless from scrapping the ground
when i go to the gym to do cardio
witch i do every once in a while
i must wear a jock strap in the shower
or my nuts will drag on the tile
i once took a trip to Italy
with my ball sack all bound up in tape
till my invention came undone in a vineyard
and Lucy oball stepped on my balls like a grape
so the next time that your looking downward
and you see a sight that appalls
don’t step on it don’t touch it don’t pick it up
Its Probably Just My Balls
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.
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Joke Contest - by :[.:/King\:.]: - 12-28-2004, 02:49 AM
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Joke Contest - by liquidshaggy - 02-15-2005, 06:51 AM
Joke Contest - by EvilCaster - 02-28-2005, 11:13 AM
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Joke Contest - by Ragnarhox - 03-01-2005, 11:33 AM
Joke Contest - by DaCougarMech - 03-01-2005, 02:50 PM
Joke Contest - by Tichondrius_87 - 03-02-2005, 09:33 AM
Joke Contest - by Zak - 03-02-2005, 10:55 PM
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