03-01-2005, 02:59 AM
LOL Nice one Black Mage! Ok heres myn......
One day Three men were walking in the jungle, when they came across a canibal. The canibal said I will not eat you and let you go free if you go get a fruit and return it to me. he then told the men they would have to stick the fruit up their a*s*s without showing any emotion. The first men came back with 10 apples after shoving the first 3 up he could not take it anymore, and was eaten by the canibal. The second man returned with berries. He started shoving them up his a*s*s and got to the 10th berry, he burst into laughter. So, the canibal ate the second man. When the first and second men were in heaven, the first man says "wtf Man u could have lived, Why did you laugh?!!" the second man replied, "Well i saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"
hahaha
One day Three men were walking in the jungle, when they came across a canibal. The canibal said I will not eat you and let you go free if you go get a fruit and return it to me. he then told the men they would have to stick the fruit up their a*s*s without showing any emotion. The first men came back with 10 apples after shoving the first 3 up he could not take it anymore, and was eaten by the canibal. The second man returned with berries. He started shoving them up his a*s*s and got to the 10th berry, he burst into laughter. So, the canibal ate the second man. When the first and second men were in heaven, the first man says "wtf Man u could have lived, Why did you laugh?!!" the second man replied, "Well i saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"
hahaha