03-03-2005, 04:10 AM
Q: What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?
A: With a pitchfork.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something clever?
A: When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Some people are funny. They spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
Oath of the working class: We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, do the impossible for the ungrateful.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes.
What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker? The nympho says, "You're done already?" The hooker says, "Are you done yet?" And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious.
A: With a pitchfork.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something clever?
A: When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Some people are funny. They spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
Oath of the working class: We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, do the impossible for the ungrateful.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes.
What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker? The nympho says, "You're done already?" The hooker says, "Are you done yet?" And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious.