04-02-2005, 06:04 PM
lol rofl
loved the last one. cant remember the ones before but you got some good ones
one day a man walks into a bar. he walks up to the counter and orders a drink. while the bartender is pouring his drink, the man sees a horse in the corner. mystified that anybody would put a horse in such a small bar, the man inquires the bartender as to why there was a horse in his bar. to this the bartender replied that it was a contest. the sign-up fee was $5 and the point of the contest was to be able to make the horse laugh. anybody who made the horse laugh won the pot of money. hearing this, the man walks up to the horse and whispers in its ear. after the man finishes whispering, the horse burst out laughing. the surprised bartender awards the man his money and he finishes his drink and leaves. the next day, the man comes back for another drink. on his way in, he sees the same horse outside the bar. he again asks the bartender why there was a horse outside. the bartender replies that whoever made the horse cry won the pot of money. the man then immediately goes outside. within moments, the man walks back in and the bartender hears the horse crying outside. as he hands the man his money, he asks incredulously "how did you make the horse laugh and cry?" to this the man replied "well, the first time i told him my pen!s was bigger than his to make him laugh. the second time, to make him cry i showed it to him"
loved the last one. cant remember the ones before but you got some good ones
one day a man walks into a bar. he walks up to the counter and orders a drink. while the bartender is pouring his drink, the man sees a horse in the corner. mystified that anybody would put a horse in such a small bar, the man inquires the bartender as to why there was a horse in his bar. to this the bartender replied that it was a contest. the sign-up fee was $5 and the point of the contest was to be able to make the horse laugh. anybody who made the horse laugh won the pot of money. hearing this, the man walks up to the horse and whispers in its ear. after the man finishes whispering, the horse burst out laughing. the surprised bartender awards the man his money and he finishes his drink and leaves. the next day, the man comes back for another drink. on his way in, he sees the same horse outside the bar. he again asks the bartender why there was a horse outside. the bartender replies that whoever made the horse cry won the pot of money. the man then immediately goes outside. within moments, the man walks back in and the bartender hears the horse crying outside. as he hands the man his money, he asks incredulously "how did you make the horse laugh and cry?" to this the man replied "well, the first time i told him my pen!s was bigger than his to make him laugh. the second time, to make him cry i showed it to him"