11-26-2008, 03:45 PM
i'll answer your carrot question.
Carrots once had a consiousness, but this was prior to the Carrot-Spinach War. Before humans had enough intelligence to decipher a fart from a dust particle, The Carrots were the intelligent sentient species of Earth. They, in turn, created Spinach, a wierd crossbreed of broccoli and Green Beans. Spinach, like many created subjects, in turn rebelled to the Carrots, seeking leadership and total freedoms. Carrots, in their despiration {carrots were sissies when it came to fighting}, dropped an I-Bomb on the Spinach {an idiot bomb}. This made Spinach into vegetables {hehe, get it?}, yet the side effects of the nuclear waves made carrots dumb. So, no, carrots do not have consiousnesses anymore.
How can dreams be truly defined? Are defined dreams by sight, sound, by the meanings, or by other means?
Carrots once had a consiousness, but this was prior to the Carrot-Spinach War. Before humans had enough intelligence to decipher a fart from a dust particle, The Carrots were the intelligent sentient species of Earth. They, in turn, created Spinach, a wierd crossbreed of broccoli and Green Beans. Spinach, like many created subjects, in turn rebelled to the Carrots, seeking leadership and total freedoms. Carrots, in their despiration {carrots were sissies when it came to fighting}, dropped an I-Bomb on the Spinach {an idiot bomb}. This made Spinach into vegetables {hehe, get it?}, yet the side effects of the nuclear waves made carrots dumb. So, no, carrots do not have consiousnesses anymore.
How can dreams be truly defined? Are defined dreams by sight, sound, by the meanings, or by other means?
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KazeCloud Wrote:Barges in*
Hey guys. I want to argue about falling off the face of the earth.