My Bar

[Gaz_321]

*looks around to see every1 all so quiet*

[erizoe]

walks in and says howdy well i will be going now by

[Nubli]

*as he leaves he gets shot in the head. poor him.*

[cloneofyoshi]

*Looks to see if anyone is looking then jumps over the bar counter and starts filling his cup full of beer* "If ya want service, ya gotta do it yerself!"

[Tichondrius_87]

amen yoshiclone. and if you want a busride, you have to leave immediately to catch it. bye all.

[Gaz_321]

*enters the bar and all his old memories come back, then goes to sit in the corner and see whos here*

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah.... wha? whipped cream on you jimmy.

[AncientDemon]

*shits on the counter and asks, ''can i get a discount on that??*

[Nethran]

*looks around after waiting 3 weeks for hard milk*
"What the hell?"
*Notices that someone has shit on the counter and put a tiny white sign in it reading "This is my hobby..its all I have"*
"dear sweet god! I need a milk!"

[Tichondrius_87]

pitches a quart of Mike's hard milk at kellard's head yelling, "here's your dammed milk you alcoholic cow!"

now where's my dammed slippery ******? i'll go to another bar if i don't start getting some goddammed service.

[Nethran]

I needed that, Tich, thanks. and slippery what?

[Ascidus]

*Laughs as he is about to kill the Role Play*
Um.... I'm dumb.
lol
but good
at rp
ing

[Nethran]

*grabs Sir Malices collar and raises his fist*
Plead for your life or I will take it from you! *is drunk off his a$s from all the Hard Milk*

[Gaz_321]

*walks into the bar for the first time in about 3 month* hello all

[SpoonMan999]

*Holds up sign "Werd"*

[TroGdoR]

*Bartender takes the sign away and slowly pulls his hand back, ready to smack*

[SpoonMan999]

*Holds up another sign: "Do you know the Muffin man?"*

[Gaz_321]

*runs up behind spoonman and smacks him in the back of the head, then picks up a table and wraps it round his head*

[SpoonMan999]

*wonders why everyone picks on the bum then falls asleep with his sign out, "I will swallow your soul...and then I shall bake some cookies!"*

[Gaz_321]

*kicks spoon man in the nose while he is asleep*