My Bar

[JZXL]

*gets a cold coke out and tosses it to kitten*
"i was going to ask anyway"
*shakes hands with kitten*

[kitten_klyd]

noooow. time to make someone else go mental. =x well.. go mental/steal their friends and family away from them. ~grabs coke and drinks it down then eats the bottle.~

awwww i g2g soon but i be back sometime within the next 48 hours.

oh and venom; I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE> ;\

[Blue]

*now with a mustache made of whipped cream i go and throw tomatoe sauce at the nearest person in front of me, it looks like JZXL*
"oh hey, what are you doing wit dat dere shotgun... i didn't mean anything..."
*runs off scared*

[JZXL]

*suddenly notices a shotgun in his hands*
"where did this come from?"
*notices a couple of seconds later what BB did*
"heh, now that explains it"
*runs after BB*

[Blue]

*gets out the shotgun, loads and ****s it*
"here kitty kitty, i have a nice toy for you to play with"
*slowly wanders round vigilant, hoping to get a shot in*

OC : and you suddenly notice it? or did you drop it off at some point that i didnt read?


*slips on a banana peel*
*waiting for JZXL to do his worste*

[JZXL]

OC: read mine and kitten's later posts BB

*catches up with BB flat on his back*
*aims at BB's face and fires but unexpectedly, BB's face is covered with mashed bananas*
"someone's lame attempt to get me to join the food fight has succeeded"
*bangs his head against the wall*

[Blue]

*thanks the indestructable banana peel. "haha!"
*runs off and throws mash potatoes at random people*

[JZXL]

*washes his face*
"if i'm going to be involved i want to leave a mark..."
*rummages through cupboards and finds several squeezy bottles of hot chilli sauce and puts them on his belt*
*looks for BB and squirts some chilli sauce into his face catching his eyes*
"REVENGE!"
*runs to spray someone else while BB's eyes sting*

[Blue]

"ow, ow, my eyes hurt"
*runs at a direction i think JZXL is, but bumps into pamela instead*
"oops, haha!"

[JZXL]

*sees pam and starts randomly squirting her out of hope that he gets her in the eyes then the bottle runs out*
"damn, time to reload!"
*tosses the empty bottle away and grabs another from his belt*
*quickly scouts around for more targets and spots neebs*
*ducks as he avoids bits of flying food and starts spraying neebs*

[Blue]

*sneaks up behind JZXL*
"hehe!"
*smashes a watermellon on his head and runs away*
"i hope that tastes good!"

[JZXL]

"sneaky bastard!"
*runs after BB*

[Blue]

*hides behind the counter*
*thinks, "i hope he cant see me" *
*sees Neebs looking at him and wonders what he will do*

[Venom]

*walks in*
hey jbxl you wanted the turkey?
*bashes jbxl's face with a cooked and stuffed turkey which is now stuck on his head*
i just had my skeak and now im ready for some action!!
*takes out what looks like a card but a key pops out from the side and move to the top, i take out the key*
OPERATION FOOD-CHAIN GUN - APPROVED
*inserts the key into a slot behind the bar counter, soon after a chain-gun pops up from behind the counter with various foods attached for ammo,i hop in the seat and take aim*
this was originally fitted with 30 mm rounds but not atm
*i have a grin that of a demon*
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Blue]

*takes a chair to use as a shield, while screaming, "AHHHHHH!!!!!!", and runs out the front door*

[Neebs]

*Neebs watches as BB falls over his spagetti tripline at the door and lands face first in the well placed custard pie.
*Giggling Neebs dives through the door, raises his saucepan shield, and launches a rock cake at the autmoated food gun.
*The rock cake lands in the barrel and blocks it.
*The gun still trying to fire, begins to swell, then explodes showering Venom and all those nearby with food.

[JZXL]

*feels a bit of meat smack against his head and stick*
"ouch. that hurt"
*rips the turkey off of his head and notices venom trying to unblock the food chaingun and readies himself to throw it*
"sorry! it's too undercooked for my tastes so HAVE IT BACK!"
*hurls it the hardest he can so it slams into venom's face and falls off, causing bruising*
"want some sauce with that?"
*sprays some chilli sauce into venom's eye then dodges his way to the door*
"be right back, i'm hungry"
*stomach rumbles in agreement and he walks out of the door*

[Neebs]

*Neebs watches as JZXL falls over his spagetti tripline at the door and lands face first in a well placed custard pie.
"wooot" *Neeb yells as he runs away giggling.

[kitten_klyd]

~laughs at the food fight then stuffs his face with a watermelon and shoots seeds out at people like a machine gun. He manages to hit everyone.~

[Pamela]

*Pamela is covered in food and knocked down by her clumsy son*
*Laughing madly she crawls along the floor searching for more amunition.*
*Finding Neebs well placed pie,she sits up and tosses it on BB's head,then begins crawling for the door again.*
~Man I need a bath!~ *Pamela says,between hicups and giggles*