My Bar

[JZXL]

*survives but is bleeding badly* "you can't kill me that easily!"

[CheshireCat]

*Gives JZXL an Anti-coagulant*
*Sits down next to Allisurd*
"Why didn't you kill him when you had the chance?"

[Allisurd]

*Snuggles up to Cheshire* "You'd be surprised how many people don't survive a neck snapping and being stabbed 143 times"
*throws peanuts at JZXL's tattered body*

[CheshireCat]

*Tries the old "stretching the arms" technique to see if he can put his arm around Allisurd*
*Hopes he has his medical insurance paid up just in case he gets his neck broken*

[Allisurd]

*Guides his hand down to her bum*
*Jumps up, and rams a knife through his hand, sticking him to the bench*
*Goes and sits on the next chair along*

[CheshireCat]

*pulls out the knife, and tosses it aside*
*takes off shirt and wraps hand with it*
"it's a good thing I'm sort of a masochist"
*moves over so he's next to Allisurd again*
"Ah, what the hell, pain is nothing to me"
*grabs Allisurd and plants a big smooch on her*
"how do you like them apples?"

[Allisurd]

*Seven different blood vessels rupture in Allisurd's brain, and she collapses on the floor after having an embalism while consumed with rage*
*While on the floor she mutters something uncoherently about pulling out Cheshire's spine and hanging him with it*

[CheshireCat]

*runs for his life*

[JZXL]

*comes back as a ghost and posesses cheshirecat* "ha! now i will have my revenge!" *guides cheshirecat to allisurd and makes him freeze on the spot* "hey, once you have recovered, you can kill him" *ties cheshirecat up with his own hands as tight as possible, paralyses him and comes out of cheshirecat* "ill watch over this bar... ...for you" *dissappears from view*

[CheshireCat]

*Uses his magical vampire abilities to recover and make all women fall victim to his hotness*
"she can't possibly hurt me now"

[JZXL]

*takes over cheshire, deactivates the power, takes him to a cliff, makes his body jump off the cliff into a load of deadly spiked rocks and when he is near the spiked rocks, comes out of the body and watches the spiked rocks go through cheshire* "sweet revenge"

[CheshireCat]

*Aliens fly by, beam up Cheshire's shredded body and fill it with indestrctable and EMP proof nano-bots*
*The nano-bots repair Cheshire's body and make him invicible*
*Wakes up and returns to Pamela's bar*
*Walks over and slams JZXL's head into a steaming pile of camel dung*

[JZXL]

*cheshire fails to notice that he can't do any of these things to a ghost* "dumbass" *takes over allisurd and heals her, makes her invincible and then comes out of her body* "that was sweet! now to dissapear before cheshire can do anything" *dissappears to the third place where no-one/nothing can get to his ghost* "Suck on this!" *puts his middle finger up towards cheshire because he can see the bar through a special screen* *mutters to himself* "allisurd, you'd better be grateful that i healed you and made you invincible" *laughs at cheshirecat*

[CheshireCat]

*uses a ouija board to call a few nasty things to attack JZXL*

[Nethran]

Omg, what the flck happened here? This is a bar, no magical vampire abilities, no ghosts, no killing. A bar with rules, a bar with structure, a funny bar, but...you ruined its vague hint of reality.

*Bulldozes the bar*

See what you made me do? This bar is closed, jackasses.

[CheshireCat]

Pamela said we could fight and have fun so
*Kicks Kellard and runs*

[JZXL]

*sees kellard kill cheshirecat in a butal way from the third place* "the ghosts were easily beaten and at least allisurd didn't die" *teleports allisurd to the third place for protection* "slap me if you wish allisurd"

[Nethran]

wtf does that mean? Youre...I quit. You dont make sense. This thread has been f***ed up too bad.
I bulldozed the bar. This is done.

[CheshireCat]

Damn, he's right. Hey Kellard, you weren't that crazy guy with the bulldozer in colorado were you?

[Nethran]

nah. Im more of a kamikaze ninja than a bulldozer guy. Know what Im sayin?