My Bar

[CheshireCat]

Actually, I don't.
*Shoves a valium down Kellard's throat before he goes kamikaze*
*Ressurects JZXL and slaps him for good measure*

[Nethran]

*vomits valium all over the cat*
Umm... no.
*jumps slow-motion like into the air and spin-kicks JZXL, killing him again with a resounding neck *snap**
Kellard wins again.

[JZXL]

*reappears in the third place and makes his body dissappear to make sure no-one can stop him from being a ghost* *turns back the clock to before kellard interrupted and bulldozed the bar* "thats better, now the madness can continue!" *takes away cheshirecat's powers*

[CheshireCat]

*Uses the magic movie ticket from "Last action hero" and gets Neo out of "Matrix"*
"hey neo, Kellard says he can kick your @ss"
*Feels bad for JZXL, kills Angelina Jolie so JZXL can have fun even when he's dead*

[JZXL]

"thanks (mmmm... angelina jolie and allisurd) thats always been my dream (slap me if you wish allisurd)"

[CheshireCat]

Dammit JZXL, see what you've done!

[JZXL]

"hey! i said you could slap me allisurd, why not? i admit that i made a mistake saying that about you" *points out to cheshire that he can't remove my powers because i am in the third place where he can't get to me*

[CheshireCat]

*points out that a wiccian priestess CAN get to him and remove his powers*
*Possesses the mailman and pulls out Neo's plug when he's in the matrix*

[JZXL]

*dissappears to a place beyond any human can get to* "how can that wiccian priestess get to me now??"

[CheshireCat]

She already removed your powers, how can you get around cheater?

[JZXL]

i got a couple of "mates" to sort her out and get my powers back so that they could laugh at you

[CheshireCat]

Fine Fine, shall we start over with no madness this time?
*Turns back time to when the bar first opened*
*Walks into the bar and sits, orders a scotch*

[JZXL]

hey! i removed your powers ages ago so that doesn't count!

[CheshireCat]

Yeah, well, um, I got em back somehow but didnt post it, yeah, that's it, hehehehe

[Po_boy]

I still have my powers!

[JZXL]

in that case, you lost them again but i didn't post that

[Allisurd]

Okay nobody has ANY f***ing powers!
*Allisurd buys everyone a drink*

[CheshireCat]

*Thanks Allisurd*
*Tries to think of a way to get Spifire on more often*
"Anyone wanna help with this?"

[JZXL]

no, i wanna help with... ...no, allisurd would really object to me saying that and i don't wanna get myself banned *buys allisurd something long and hard... ...a baseball bat!* "feel free to use it against anyone in the bar (except me)

[CheshireCat]

"Uh oh"
*Leaves the bar to play some D2*